When I Go….

January 10th, 2007 at 2:39 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

I hope that someone takes the time to write me an obit like this one…

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However, I hope that I am not described in these terms:

The first time meeting Roosevelt you probably wouldn’t like him, because of his choices of words and the harshest of his tone of voice. He reminds me of BJ, that TV Series with Mr. T (“What you lookin’ at fool?”)

But I would like to be described in these terms:

He loved music, his favorite song was “Stroking” by Clarence Carter. He would dance anytime he heard that song. He really gets down to that song. He also love drinking his liquid.

A-men, sister, preach on.

Reservoir Tip: JWR

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8 Responses to “When I Go….”

1. geezer Says:
   January 10th, 2007 at 7:47 pm

   Umm… you planning on going somewhere anytime soon, PTH?

   If so, I got dibs on Michelle Malkin.

2. Feisty Says:
   January 10th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

   He’s making up the living will in case the date that he’s planning with me goes as rough as planned. He’s no match, lemme tell ya.

3. Cynthia McKinney Says:
   January 10th, 2007 at 10:18 pm

   Uh huh…I git it, you racist cracker. Makin fun of the black folks again.

   Let me start your Homegoing Celebration flyer for your white ass:

   The Sunset on that honkie Preston when he wandered into the wrong Atlanta strip club and stiffed a dancer

   OK, my break is over now, I gots to git back to my new job at Church’s. I am already an ASSISTANT MANAGER. HAH! For you fools who thot I couldn’t make it after congress.

4. Andrew Kaduk Says:
   January 10th, 2007 at 10:19 pm

   Good god that be some funny shit, yo. I almost woke my kids up laughing.

   Thanks, prick.

5. annika Says:
   January 10th, 2007 at 10:21 pm

   OMG that was funny!

6. dsmith Says:
   January 11th, 2007 at 12:03 pm

   “Real Hard it and the same”?

   I don’t have my decoder ring on. Anyone care to explain what that means?

   That is some funny $hit!

7. Yiddish Steel Says:
   January 11th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

   Yo-yo-yo, D-Smith… It’s Ebonix, my man. You can get schooled and learned in it in the LA Unified School District. I rekkomend Dorsey, Compton, or Garfield High Skool. Peace-owt!

   I gots-to share a 40 of Old English wit my man, Ro-Con.

8. Billy Says:
   January 11th, 2007 at 12:31 pm

   dsmith, maybe this will help:

   http://youtube.com/watch?v=nbXLqTPI6_E

   Oh…that was for you too, Geezer…