Ace and Allah have been all over this one. Oregon Rep. David Wu just received word from Star Fleet Command that W. is in fact, a Klingon.

Worse yet, he is without honor. What is the Federation to do? I think it’s time to put the dilithium crystals back in the hands of the children and let this country fly at warp factor nine!

UPDATE!!

I knew this all seemed like Deja Vu! Watch for Sulu.

Posted by Cranky @ 11:35 pm
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1. Secret Service Investigates Possible Klingon Threat Against David Wu…

   Klingons. The “Empire of Peace.” Riiiiight…….

   Trackback by Ace of Spades HQ — Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:57 pm | permalink

   
   

2. There are Klingons in the White House…

   So sez Congressional representative David Wu. Six-Meat Buffet has the video. H/t Ace…

   Trackback by Scribal Terror — Friday, January 12, 2007 8:59 am | permalink

   
   

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1. As someone who can’t tell the difference between a Klingon and a Wookie…

   WHAT THE $&%# WAS THAT GUY TALKING ABOUT?

   Please, PLEASE tell me he isn’t a congressman.

   comment by Billy — Friday, January 12, 2007 @ 12:29 am

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2. As An Admiral in the Klingon Assault Group, I would say this honorless petaQ wouldn’t know a Klingon if one tore out his heart and ate it in front of him as he died.

   comment by Qob zantai-Hurric — Friday, January 12, 2007 @ 12:34 am

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3. it is true klingons have landed and inhabiti the planet. in human form they are called muslims.

   comment by dr. akim ullshitbay — Friday, January 12, 2007 @ 10:39 am

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4. Not only have we been invaded by Klingons, it appears we have been invaded by sock-puppets as well.

   The nerve. Perhaps we had better heed Rep. Wu’s warning.

   So how does one defend himself against a Klingon?

   comment by Billy — Friday, January 12, 2007 @ 11:29 am

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5. Dialogue, Billy. Dialogue.

   comment by Gordon — Friday, January 12, 2007 @ 11:38 am

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6. This is gonna get so much worse before it gets even a lit bit better…

   comment by geezer — Friday, January 12, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

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