Rep David Wu, Hero of Kitimer
January 11th, 2007 at 11:35 pm by CrankyAce and Allah have been all over this one. Oregon Rep. David Wu just received word from Star Fleet Command that W. is in fact, a Klingon.
Worse yet, he is without honor. What is the Federation to do? I think it’s time to put the dilithium crystals back in the hands of the children and let this country fly at warp factor nine!
UPDATE!!
I knew this all seemed like Deja Vu! Watch for Sulu.
January 11th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Secret Service Investigates Possible Klingon Threat Against David Wu…
Klingons. The “Empire of Peace.” Riiiiight…….
January 12th, 2007 at 12:29 am
As someone who can’t tell the difference between a Klingon and a Wookie…
WHAT THE $&%# WAS THAT GUY TALKING ABOUT?
Please, PLEASE tell me he isn’t a congressman.
January 12th, 2007 at 12:34 am
As An Admiral in the Klingon Assault Group, I would say this honorless petaQ wouldn’t know a Klingon if one tore out his heart and ate it in front of him as he died.
January 12th, 2007 at 8:59 am
There are Klingons in the White House…
So sez Congressional representative David Wu. Six-Meat Buffet has the video. H/t Ace…
January 12th, 2007 at 10:39 am
it is true klingons have landed and inhabiti the planet. in human form they are called muslims.
January 12th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Not only have we been invaded by Klingons, it appears we have been invaded by sock-puppets as well.
The nerve. Perhaps we had better heed Rep. Wu’s warning.
So how does one defend himself against a Klingon?
January 12th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Dialogue, Billy. Dialogue.
January 12th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
This is gonna get so much worse before it gets even a lit bit better…