Nothing keeps the blood flowing through The People’s Heart (or their streets) like an old school property confiscation. Naturally, when China’s The People’s Daily heard about the unconstitutionally elected President Thug in Venezuela kicking all foreign owned companies in the financial groin - they couldn’t help but cheer:

“If someone wants to stay on as our partner, then the door is open. But if he does not want to stay on as a minority partner, then hand the oil field and goodbye,” Chavez said.

Red is the New Black - Thanks to Hugo Chavez for bringing back Teh Red Shirt. Venezuela is now the world’s leading importer of All-Temperature Cheer and Woolite. And 2nd only to France for berets for parrots.

The left-wing president, who came into power since 1999, has vowed to deepen socialism as a way to “realize the dreams of thousands for a better life.”

Given that Venezuela has over 20 million people, I’d say that sounds about right.

Itar-Tass explains Chavez’s theft of foreign investment as part of a gang initiation rite as the Commie Kleptocracy rolls worldwide. G’s up! Hoes dizzown:

Turning to international relations, the Venezuelan president stressed that his country would, above all, cooperate with foreign state-owned rather than private companies. Chavez said that the Venezuelan side “is now successfully developing relations with state-owned companies in China, Russia, Brazil, Iran, Argentina, Belarus and other countries”.

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1. Mr. Smantix,

   I hope you are aware that Chavez is considering an “open borders” labor policy, which will prevent the economic collapse of Venezuela. Cindy Sheehan is said to be his choice for Labor Secretary…

   Venezuela will now accept all liberals, without documentation, into their glorious Socialist paradise.

   comment by Shawna Braindead — Sunday, January 14, 2007 @ 1:55 pm

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2. Shawna - I question the veracity of your statements and the size of your Adam’s apple.

   comment by Smantix — Sunday, January 14, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

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3. I was wondering if anyone was going to mention how much Sindee Shitcan enjoys getting cornholed by the Venezuelan midget’s little pickle. Not that that’s really related to anything, I just wanted to say it.

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Sunday, January 14, 2007 @ 2:39 pm

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4. Lest we forget. Mother Shenanigans and Father Chavez have been on the outs ever since he became a flamboyant crossdressing politico and anointed Shakira as The People’s Pooter.

   The flappy folds of Sheehag’s fetid uterus are not fit to hold a true People’s Revolution. Hips don’t lie, baby.

   comment by Smantix — Sunday, January 14, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

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5. “size of your Adam’s apple”. Good one.

   comment by Swamp Rabbit — Monday, January 15, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

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