Forget trips to Disneyland, sharing a bowl of Chunky with Donovan McNabb, or getting Dave Chappelle to whip your ass in some Street Hoops. For one dying, 22-year old Oxford man suffering from Muscular Dystrophy – he had a different wish. And getting a hug and a tug from Goofy wouldn’t do: (reservoir tip – RTG)

A young disabled man who receives care for his life-limiting illness at a hospice run by a nun spoke yesterday of his decision to use a prostitute to experience sex before he dies.
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Mr Wallis told staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford that he wanted to experience sexual intercourse. He explained that he had hoped to form an intimate and loving relationship with a woman, but his disability had acted as a barrier.
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“I had to recognise that if was to experience sex I would have to pay for it out of my savings…”

That’s where the nuns come in.

Sister Frances described Mr Wallis as “delightful, intelligent and aware young man”.

“I know that some people will say ‘You are a Christian foundation. What are you thinking about?’. But we are here for all faiths and none,” she said.

Too much time confined in hospice has got young Nick thinking small.

The difference between simply scratching a hump off his to-do list and dying happy might be to get him two whores at the same time. Raising the mast, reverse frog squat or bobbing for apples (link NSFW or people with chronic lower back pain). Ladies of ill-repute were ADA accessible long before many of our federal buildings.

Come now, sister. Praise the Lord and pass the offering plate one more time.

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