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Gay Rights Activist Responds to Snickers Ad

February 8th, 2007 at 9:59 pm by Cranky


12 Responses to “Gay Rights Activist Responds to Snickers Ad”

  1. Billy Says:

    Is that Islamic Rage Boy’s cousin, Lesbian Rights Rage Chick?

    And if Snickers can’t satisfy her, maybe what she really needs is a big Prick.

  2. Cranky Says:

    Well ideological cousins anyway.

    Sorry, Billy there are certain things even an IP member wouldn’t do for a vote.

  3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Reminds me of a Jon Wayne lyric…

    “She sold balloons by the dozens,
    Identical cousins…
    (trails off unintelligible murmuring…)”

  4. geezer Says:

    Man, I thought you were about to segue into “The Patty Duke Show” theme with that identical cousins thing.

    Have to admit I flipped channels during the game when I saw where the Snickers was going. Do it somewhere we don’t have to watch or think about it, much like our parents’ boinking, or shitty diapers, or getting up in the AM to go to work–all nasty things that must be, but are not to be celebrated.

    Ecch.

  5. Gordon Says:

    all nasty things that must be, but are not to be celebrated.

    See, that’s the problem with you Rethug bigots. It’s not enough to just accept it. You must approve, nay, celebrate it.

  6. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Gee, I see Gordon has found his way to SMB. Hey Gordy, they are missing you badly over at LGF. (unless of course this is another Gordon and, if so, I beg forgiveness):wink:

  7. Cranky Says:

    You must be referring to a troll named Gordy. Because NOBODY calls me “Gordy”. My parents used to call me “Gordy” and they ain’t around no more.

    Gordo, Gordz, Gordon and even The Gordmeister are all acceptable.

    Gordy = Permanent Banning

  8. J. Ryan Says:

    Troll? Did someone request a troll?

  9. geezer Says:

    re Gordon: my 1st thought was, he’s goofing on me in the loving, playful way we here in the VRWC-shpere have come to know, love, expect and respect. Write on a shithouse wall, don’t get your feelings hurt if someone writes back.

    Swamp Rabbit’s comment leads me to an alternate, two-part thought: #1–if Gordon was in earnest, he may be the kind of guy who likes to hang out in the men’s room all day, smelling other people’s shit. (thank you, Dice Man.) #2–what self-respecting male commenter would choose a squishy name like “Gordon?”

  10. Cranky Says:

    Geezer,

    FYI, Cranky is Gordon.

    Now, are you ripping into me or the Troll Named Gordy?

    Affectionately,

    Gordon, The Cranky Neocon

  11. Shawna Braindead Says:

    There’s a troll named Gordy?

  12. Cranky Says:

    Aaaiii! Trolls doth vex me!

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