19 Responses to “Golddigger Seeks Gravedigger”

1. Billy Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

   What a crass and tasteless headline.

   I LOVE IT!

   I emailed Cranky about this when it hit Drudge…kudos for jumping up and down on the story of the day.

   But Preston, can we get an equally crass and tasteless photo of Anna in memoriam? I mean, if you can find one?

2. michele Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

   I guess being screwed up on drugs lost it’s humor-value for her last September.

3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 5:58 pm

   Crass and tasteless? That should be on our 6MB business cards.

4. Swamp Rabbit Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

   Just give it a couple of minutes then the Monroe comparisons will start to fly…. I say however, “I didn’t know Miss Monroe but still, you madam, are no Miss Monroe”, ya’ know……? Oh and “all your Monroes are belong to us!” (that’s for you Billy):)

5. Swamp Rabbit Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

   O.T. for sure. Why do I see this every time I hit speak! (see below)

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6. Billy Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 9:11 pm

   Swampy…

   You were DEAD ON. About 4.5 seconds after I saw your comment, someone on Fox News used the Monroe reference.

   Oh…and I get the same thing when I hit “Speak”. Thought it was my computer. Maybe they are trying to tell us something, huh?

7. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 9:13 pm

   Swampy – I’m getting that error as well. It started when I upgraded to the latest Wordpress a few weeks ago. Perhaps some of our Wordpress friends can help out with that as I don’t know shit about php programming. I’ll see if I can find someone to lend a hand.

8. Billy Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 9:25 pm

   I can’t believe this, Preston. You’ve been out-crassed and out-tastelessed:

   http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/186460.php

   Of course it took a Jawa to do it.

   Are we taking up a pool as to who goes next? I understand Nicole Richie is at 8-5 with Lindsay Lohan close behind at 2-1.

9. geezer Says:
   February 8th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

   Probable cause of death? Terminal fucking embarrassment, my guess.

10. annika Says:
    February 8th, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    hey, i wondered about the error message too

11. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
    February 8th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    With a little help from the king of Wordpress, the error should be fixed now. Let me know (via e-mail) if you keep getting the error.

12. Yiddish Steel Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 12:25 am

    Geezer,

    Cause of death: LOSS OF ALL VITAL FUNCTIONS!

    May I be the first to dawn the ham-stained, tinfoil helmet and claim that the Kennedy’s had something to do with Anna Nicole’s death?! She knew too little.

    

13. phineas g. Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    With a little help from the king of Wordpress, the error should be fixed now.

    Preston You cheatin’ bastard. Sadie Lou’s gonna be alls kinds ofs pissed. I’d recommend the Kevlar cup today, she’s liable to be on the war path.

14. Stacy Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 10:34 am

    I saw a story online about how sharks were circling around in the water in Florida yesterday, and imagine my surprise when it had nothing to do with ANS or the stalkerazzi.

15. Sharon Cobb Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 11:49 am

    WHY is this on the news non stop instead of on the crawl a few times?
    WHY can’t CNN or Fox give one percent of the coverage to Darfur that they are giving to this?
    What did she EVER do that warrants this type of “news” coverage?”
    It’s sad and all…mainly because of a 5 month old little girl who will get in the legal mess of her mother.
    I can just see villagers in Chad gathering around the one satellite television in the aid center where they get a loaf of bread for the week watching this and trying to understand what on earth Americans are upset about.

16. Billy Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Sharon,

    I can see your liberal heart is bleeding today.

    But for once, I totally agree with you.

    Just so you know, Franklin Graham went to Bill Clinton on the Sudanese genocide issue in 1999. I have a video tape produced in 2000, before George Clooney even heard of “Darfur”.

    The politically incorrect answer for you lies in WHO is committing the atrocities in the Sudan. Islamofacists have been slaughtering these people since at LEAST 1993.

    But shining light on the fallibility of Islam is just, you know, intolerant of the Muslim “faith”.

    Hang in there, Sharon. You fight the good fight and even though we are insensitive non-libs here, I think I can safely say we are all on board with you on this one.

17. Yiddish Steel Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    I’m with you on this one, Sharon; Chad is rad! http://www.palmercash.com/product.asp?3=20 and i’m a Niger lover, too http://www.cafepress.com/virtualpigeon.44338513

    The vast majority of “news consumers” are insipid, little nit-wits with the attention span of a loache. If you haven’t realized it yet, tabloid news IS THE NEWS!! The liberal, mainstream media shove this crap down our throats to draw attention away from the real news. Ask any Generation Wasted Load Slack-ass where they get theri news from, and you’ll often hear “John Stewart” or “Stephan Colbert”.

    I smell an all-A.N.S. weekend coming up. Set your Tivo for an E! Channel marathon of the A.N.S. THS and to VH1 for re-runs of her stupid “reality” show.

18. geezer Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    For anyone of voting age still wondering how ANS ever got as far as she did in life (and could get even further in death, not forgetting Elvis!) they’re called tits. Darfur, as far as the MSM is concerned, has no tits.

    As any normal human should, I feel bad her son died last year, and that her 6 month old daughter is left without a mom.

    Yet, if anything, this is a cautionary tale. As a former mentor used to say: “How-some-ever: we humans make choices, and with choices, come consequences. And those consequences have a nasty habit of outliving us.”

19. Sharon Cobb Says:
    February 10th, 2007 at 6:17 am

    Yiddish–Cool tee-shirt!!! I had never seen that before.
    BTW, I think Howard K. Stern (her lawyer/husband/baby daddy) murdered her. Check what I wrote over at my place about it.