Let Them Eat King Cake
February 17th, 2007 at 1:42 pm by Smantix“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”
H. L. Mencken
For anyone whoever wondered, the Chocolate City has a blood-red cordial cherry center. Ask any of the 9 people shot for the start of Mardi Gras.
Considering New Orleans’ increasing unpopularity with the US public, I suggest a non-binding resolution cutting all funding to the city. We will undermine their national efforts at tourism and strategically redeploy the New Orleans Saints to Utah and reunite them with The Jazz.
When given the choice, Americans are overwhelmingly choosing to vomit and piss themselves elsewhere.
It’s absurd that we keep trying to force democracy on these people at the end of a gun beer-soaked parade of crossdressers on party floats.
They are clearly not ready to govern themselves.
Let them eat King Cake.
February 17th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
The daily new from New Orleans is a joke. But we won’t be cutting funding – the latest news is that the Democrats will be providing mo’ money, to remedy the malicious neglect of the Bush administration and the right-wind tightwads of the previous congress. Pelosi is ready to let the dough flow.
February 17th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
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February 17th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
I eat King Cake…. Until I get sick on the little baby Rex when I forget to spit him out. I hope the Libtards continue to declare war on all future hurricanes and everyone will always be served steaming piles of Visa gift cards and a brand new FEMA trailer.
February 17th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Due to a problem with our Babelfrench interweb-extrapulator – doctorj’s brie-smelling commentary was accidentally lost.
Please try again.
February 18th, 2007 at 8:58 am
[...] It seems that nine have already been shot in New Orleans during Mardi Grai this year and the “revelers” are back to their own ways. Smantix over at Six Meat Buffet thinks it is time for a non binding resolution to cut tourism dollars and to order a move of the Saints to Utah. Give his full post a read here. [...]