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Vegazuela

February 17th, 2007 at 2:12 pm by Smantix

Banned in Venezuela, we have been declared “six meats too many”.

Due to strict price controls, Six Meat Buffet will no longer be made available in Venezuela.

We regret our inability to deliver sizzling flank steaks of satire to the Cuban Venezuelan people from this point on. You have our best wishes if not our meat in your mouth.

(ed. note: You don’t win Bolivarian revolutions with salad.)

The People’s Update: The clock is ticking, by the way, on how long it’s going to take for the Neo-communist Left to punch the time clock and concede that Chavez is more than just a bit “thuggish”.

But then again, they always do tend to be the smiling grocery store greeters for South American Stalinists.


5 Responses to “Vegazuela”

  1. C. Sheehan Says:

    You guys are a little too full of yourselves. I don’t think your site is funny at all.

    And dear Hugo has all the meat I would ever want in my mouth anyway.

  2. Cranky Says:

    and yet you still cannot teach an American or European kid that Socialism is the philosophy of losers. It just looks too good on paper.

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  4. Billy Says:

    What the hell, Smantix? You trying to make a run at the Buffet becoming a 2nd Tier blog?

    Love to see HotAir (a FIRST tier blog)linking up here.

    Keep up the awesome posting….

  5. Smantix Says:

    I’ve got to thank See-Dub for that.

    We’re in the trenches of the blog class war. No more tiers!

    /ozzy