Throw Omar From The Train
February 18th, 2007 at 4:53 pm by SmantixSay, you’re a London HR generalist and you’ve got a position to fill for a graveyard shift schlep job cleaning train cars at night.
Would you hire this guy? (anonymous tip to Sweetness & Light)
A convicted drugs dealer, Khayam wore a suicidebomber style vest at a London protest last year.
Fanatics around him waved placards supporting the July 7 London bombings and called for new terror attacks in the demonstration outside the Danish embassy.
Of course not, that’s why you’re not a London HR generalist you rabid Islamophobe.
Subway stations across the UK remain on high alert for other suicide bombers qualified applicants to take his place.
Just make it look like an accident!
Like when I went on The View.
February 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am
And throw Ahmed the taxi driver out of Tennessee, for God’s sake. Next thing you know, he will be in Knoxville.
February 19th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
“Omar, you don’t have a cousin Paddi”
February 20th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Reminds me of Ken Shabby – cleans toilets and when he gets promoted after five years, is given a brush.