Meet The Truthers
February 19th, 2007 at 8:35 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes(via Ace)
Certainly by now, you’re familiar with the cult of the Truther. They’re a group of mental midgets who lash out at society by claiming that 9/11 was an inside job, blah, blah, blah. They really don’t merit any attention, but it’s fun when someone takes the time to set their stupidity to digital media. The following video is part 1 of 5 – it sets the tone for you, but you should go through and watch all of them.
It’s simultaneously funny and pathetic that these walking, talking stool samples get any type of exposure, but, again, it’s always best to know the enemy. With any luck, Michael Moore will mistake some of these fuckers for 5-foot fried chicken tenders at their next get-together and consume them with honey-mustard. And not in the usual way the truthers lay around gobbling up each others’ tragic naked leavings after they oil themselves up during a particularly exciting episode of Hardball.
February 19th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
But to the Truthers, Chris Matthews is a right-wing punk.
There are Truthers all around us. The question is: would you be a friend with a Truther as long as you promised not to talk about politics around them?
Lots of closet Truthers out there. That should be one of the first questions on the “gettin’ to know you” list.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Me? I would probably keep said “truther” around for either (1) entertainment value or (2) someone to beat the hell out of when I finally lost it.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:13 am
My wife’s a truther. Thats why I’m in a motel room right now. She helps spread this crap around as her mission in life. It’s a cult following and in your face whenever you run into one of these idiots. Her lips and tounge are white with spittle whenever you try debating the issue. She’s also into chemtrails etc…It sickens me as I’ve been married to this woman for 28 years and raised two great kids with her.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:27 am
I had already seen these a few months ago over on Hot Air.
At the time I promised myself that if I ever met Dylan Avery face to face, that I would beat the shit out of that smug little twerp.
Sorry Preston, I can’t watch them again. I was honored to have been able to assist in a small way at Ground Zero in the months following, and to hear this asshole spout just brings me to a rage.
Do you think this dickwad has the courage to walk into a NYC firestation to hand out his videos?
February 20th, 2007 at 12:36 am
So many People’s Elbows to deliver. So little time.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:48 am
Of course the Americans didn’t do it. Israel did it. (sarcasm)
What idiots. I can’t watch the other tapes. I can usually find the humor in almost anything, but these dickwads are seriously deranged.
February 20th, 2007 at 7:30 am
Sharon – In your fellow travelings, have you met any Truthers in Nashville?
February 20th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Sick sick sick!
And Ken, I’d rather live in a cockroach infested, drive by shootin’, pimp/ho hangout motel than with one of these nutsos.
I’m just sorry it took 28 years for her to show her true colors. Obviously she was influenced by crazy people. No mentally competent person thinks like this.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Ken,
Sorry to hear your story. It’s amazing that someone can get so brainwashed by something so implausible.
February 20th, 2007 at 11:52 am
LOL Smantix,
Gee…who would that be? Oh yeah…that guy who was hired by a network affiliate here the week after he posted on his own blog that Israel did it? Couldn’t happen. (more sarcasm)
February 20th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Next you guys will be blaming 9/11 on immigrants who you claim were here illegally.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
All your truthers are belong to us (really).
February 20th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I spent quite some time bitch slapping these nut bags, then realized I was wasting my time. Ken’s right, they are a cult and there seems no cure for them.
For example, on the one bit when Dylan A-Hole talks about Bernard Curtis….he says the man sent his sone to die…he quotes some conversation between father and son, then 15 seconds later admits he’s never even talked to the guy. So how the F DOES HE KNOW? That kind of crap drove me to the point where I was almost as bad as Ken’s wife, just fighting the opposite way. I had to let it go. Now, I can sit back, and while I find it hard to laugh at them, I can feel sorry for them. The all need meds.