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Throw Pacman From The Train

February 20th, 2007 at 9:23 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Titanic Thug Pacman Jones have did it again. This time, Pac was kickin’ it with the rest of the thugs at the NBA “All Star” weekend in Vegas.

Cofield said Jones, accompanied by a large posse, entered the club late Sunday night with a “Glad Bag” full of dollar bills, and soon began throwing the money at the dancers (“making it rain”). Rappers Nelly and Jermaine Dupri were also at the club, and were throwing money at the dancers from “blocks of singles”.

Two of the strippers allegedly began to fight over the cash, and in part because of that confusion, the club owners turned on the lights in an effort to get all the patrons to exit the club.

Cofield noted that after Jones and his group left the club, there were allegedly multiple gunshots from automatic weapons coming from Jones’ entourage, resulting in two bouncers being shot (both are in critical condition) and a woman also getting hit with the gunfire (condition unknown).

The XM Fox Sports radio report I just listened to reported that when Pac was asked to leave the B.O.C. (breast observation center), he let the security guards know that he was “gonna kill them”. Instead he sent some of his homies to do the job.

So, Coach Fisher, does Pac get a pass on this once as well since he didn’t spit on any of his bizitches or beat any of his hos?

UPDATE: Allegedly.


4 Responses to “Throw Pacman From The Train”

  1. Billy Says:

    At least you aren’t a Bengals fan.

    Or a Chargers fan. Our boys have had their own “altercations” in the past year:

    1. March: Steve Foley and Shawn Phillips busted for resisting the police.

    2. Sept.: Steve Foley shot by a an off duty cop after his ho tried to run the cop over. Turns out Foley was out drinking until 3am and had a blood alcohol level of .23.

    3. Terrence Kiel arrested by the Feds after trying to FedEx drugs to Texas.

    4. Terrence Kiel arrested for public urination.

    5. Two other members of the Chargers practice squad arrested…one for DUI, one for drugs…both since cut from the team.

    I am sure I have missed a few. The point is this:

    These athletes are morons. If I was blessed with the athletic talent these guys have, I would be in my home by 10pm every night, find a beautiful wife to keep me in line, and stay the hell out of trouble.

    I suspect that for all of the talent the PacMan has, he is in for a bad crash and burn.

  2. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Just your typical night out on the town for an NBA’er, says me.

  3. chip Says:

    Could be just me, but it seems like you’re awful harsh on a brother. Like he can control his entourage, anyway.

  4. Smantix Says:

    I always wished I’d posted an update to this one.

    The update where Adam aka Pac-Man re-purchases his confiscated dope-running car from Metro in the last few minutes of an online auction through a straw buyer named “Stand Up Guy”.

    He has learned his Lessons from the late, great Bam Morris. Parlaying his NFL income into funding his drug trade on the side.

    Not that I have anything against drugs. Just him. The only thing certain is that one day some young buck is going to get dissed by Punk-Man at the club and he’ll wind up getting a one-way trade to the TupacLand All-Stars.

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