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Tired of “Goracle”?

February 26th, 2007 at 9:42 pm by Cranky

In the post MTV world of 20 second attention spans and even shorter manufactured buzzwords, Gore’s new nickname “Goracle” is already passe.

Can you think of a better one? Point Five is tracking the top ten.


20 Responses to “Tired of “Goracle”?”

  1. Sharon Cobb Says:

    Cranky,
    I love me some Goracle.

    Totally off topic, I did a podcast interview with one of the right wingers out of Knoxville. I was his first liberal.

    I did it last Friday, so if you want to hear it, go to OatneyWorld.blogspot.com and scroll down to Feb 23.

    This message has been brought to you on green approved tubes and Internets.

  2. Gordon Says:

    Can’t wait to check it out.

  3. Billy Says:

    Sharon,

    I remember my first liberal. Afterward she wanted to redistribute the pillows more “equitably”.

    Then she complained that I was not energy efficient enough and spewed too much carbon into the atmosphere.

    Needless to say, I never saw her again.

  4. Yiddish Steel Says:

    I remember my first liberal too. She was one of those frisky, liberated types. I didn’t need much Goreplay before I got her all worked up into a lather. She loved it when i’d tell her “iron my shirt!”, or “get me a beer!” while in the throes of passion. Thus, producing her great, big Goregasm.

  5. The Unabrewer Says:

    “First” liberal? I’m not sure there’s ever been anything else.

  6. Sharon Cobb Says:

    Cranky,
    Let me know what you thought of it.
    Billy and Yiddish,
    It sounds like your liberal girlfriends were GOREgeous.

  7. Billy Says:

    At the risk of getting banned:

    Goredon

    Otherwise known as the Cranky Hypocrite:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKWH6W_sMng

    “How DARE you drive to your gun club in that gas guzzling Yukon! How DARE you going to the moview to see Norbit instead of my Academy-Award-winning-universe-changing movie! How DARE you…

  8. Sharon Cobb Says:

    “Goredon”
    Heh!
    I like that one.

    Billy, are you still here after that?

  9. Billy Says:

    Sharon…Cranky let another “Goredon” slip through the cracks, so I must not be banned yet.

    Methinks I better not push my luck, though.

  10. Gordon Says:

    Sorry, I’ve was out yesterday evening. “Goredon” is fine. However, Billy is about to be thrown into the “Lockbaaawx”.

  11. Gordon Says:

    Totally off topic, I did a podcast interview with one of the right wingers out of Knoxville. I was his first liberal.

    Hey Sharon, what was the episode number? When I click on the link, it gives me the entire list and starts on episode 77 – why judges shouldn’t be elected. That’s not it, is it?

  12. Sharon Cobb Says:

    Hi Goredo,
    I think it is #72.(as in 72 virgins for you when you blow yourself up) If he has the archives listed on his blog, just look at Feb 23.

    Billy,
    Glad you’re still here!

  13. Sharon Cobb Says:

    Goredo–It’s episode 73 (Such a deal for you–72 vigins +1)

  14. Felonius Junk Says:

    Go right ahead and continue to make fun of Al Gore (PBUH). But he is correct and you short-bussers know it.

    As you know, the debate on global warming is over and this is a crisis out of control.

    In fact the problem is so bad it has interplantary repurcussions:

    http://conrev.townhall.com/Default.aspx?mode=post&g=4ab83f27-f257-4f13-adf1-030948016843

    Do you idiots need any further convincing?

  15. Billy Says:

    Saw this over at the Jawas:

    link

    Sharon? Felonius? Is the debate really over?

  16. Cranky Says:

    OK Sharon, finally got a chance to listen to the whole show.

    Here are my thoughts:
    1. Why are you hanging out here? You have a depth of thought that, frankly, scares me.

    2. Your passion for Universal Health Care is motivated from the heart. But… do you want the same people running the DMV responsible for your healthcare?

    3. Every once in a while, the Texan in you slips out.

    4. You’re more moderate than liberal, wouldn’t you agree? No late term abortions, pro-Israel stance and a willingness to put partisanship aside to work on criminalizing child molestation.

    Let us know when you’re on again. We’ll promote the appearance to our dozens and dozens of readers.

  17. Billy Says:

    Cranky,

    You underestimate your legions of readers. Why I myself know about a dozen of them intimately and personally…

    Anyway, I haven’t heard Sharon’s podcast yet…I will this weekend.

    But we all know why Sharon really hangs out here.

    It’s the music.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cpEGDXhu5oM

  18. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Billy, you may not get banned for the Goredon thing, but you’re about to get banned for your long links that screw up our layout!

  19. Sharon Cobb Says:

    1. Why are you hanging out here? You have a depth of thought that, frankly, scares me.
    I have to hang out here. Most the liberal blogs are too closed minded to have me.

    2. Your passion for Universal Health Care is motivated from the heart. But… do you want the same people running the DMV responsible for your healthcare?
    Yes. More cost efficient in the long run.

    3. Every once in a while, the Texan in you slips out.
    How do you distinguish a Texas and Tennessee accent? Either way, I’m glad I still have a little bit of my accent left. Other than Dubya, Texas is cool.

    4. You’re more moderate than liberal, wouldn’t you agree? No late term abortions, pro-Israel stance and a willingness to put partisanship aside to work on criminalizing child molestation.
    I think that depends are where you’re from. If you’re in East Tennessee, I’m a raving liberal. If you’re in Philly, NYC, etc., I’m a moderate. Conversely, conservatives here are totally different from people who call themselves conservative in your neck of the woods.

    I’m glad you took the time to listen. :)

    Billy,
    I had never seen that Shannon video before. Soooo 80s.

  20. Sharon Cobb Says:

    Argh. That was the first time I tried to use , and I messed it up. Doh! Obviously, I was just trying to use it for Cranky’s part of the post.

    Cranky, are the kids getting dressed up for Purim?

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