What a Coincidence!
February 27th, 2007 at 9:59 am by CrankyI use the same technique to get a park bench to myself.
Important unrelated update:
Has this ever happened to you?
You stand at the altar and you say for better or for worse, and you never imagine a rugby head.
Man, if I had a dollar…










February 27th, 2007 at 10:58 am
You coach your kids to fake retardation? AND you let them shoot guns?
That’s a good way to make sure the boys are VERY scared of your daughter. I nominate Cranky for Father of the Year.
February 27th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Let me clarify. *I* sit there with my chin shining with drool. My daughter plays her own game, “I’m an orphan.”
February 28th, 2007 at 10:28 am
If this technique helps you get park benches, I’ll have to try it next time I need a seat on a crowded subway train.
I suppose a nice long tendril of drool threatening to drip on some other rider might help me get that seat.