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What a Coincidence!

February 27th, 2007 at 9:59 am by Cranky

I use the same technique to get a park bench to myself.

Important unrelated update:

Has this ever happened to you?

You stand at the altar and you say for better or for worse, and you never imagine a rugby head.

Man, if I had a dollar…


3 Responses to “What a Coincidence!”

  1. Billy Says:

    You coach your kids to fake retardation? AND you let them shoot guns?

    That’s a good way to make sure the boys are VERY scared of your daughter. I nominate Cranky for Father of the Year.

  2. Cranky Says:

    Let me clarify. *I* sit there with my chin shining with drool. My daughter plays her own game, “I’m an orphan.”

  3. The Maximum Leader Says:

    If this technique helps you get park benches, I’ll have to try it next time I need a seat on a crowded subway train.

    I suppose a nice long tendril of drool threatening to drip on some other rider might help me get that seat.