Enter The Trial Lawyer
March 4th, 2007 at 3:03 pm by Cranky
You think I’m kidding?
UPDATES:
1. Dan Collins directs our attention to another worthy cause – patriarch-offsets. Help Jeff Goldstein purchase Marcotte Cash. Hang in there boys, payday is Friday.
2. The Nose On Your Face has determined where some of this Coulter Cash is going.
March 4th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
[...] There is now hope for the politically incorrect who have praised or defended Ann Coulter, but do not wish to give up their guilty pleasure. I know you wish stay in the good graces of enlightened souls such as myself. I know I have criticized all of you, but now, taking a cue from Al Gore, the well coiffed John Edwards has taken your plight to heart and is encouraging homophobic offsets: [...]
March 4th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
We’re trying to collect Marcotte Money to buy Jeff Goldstein a new computer. He’s not a Christofascist Godbag, but she’s said some detestable things about him. Also, every dollar you send prevents him from adding another guest poster to his blog.
March 5th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Coulter cash skirts McCain-Feingold?…
While writing a previous post on global warming (in which I tried to avoid unfair comparisons), I was surprised to discover the existence of something called a “homo offset.” Of course, I was contrasting Al Gore’s ability to buy carbon……
March 5th, 2007 at 11:20 am
I am gonna git me some of dis!
This week I be introducing to y’all CRACKER CASH…
Everytime one of you racist honkies writes something that I can exploit to my supporters, I will be collecting!
Monies will go to my comeback campaign in 2008, or the reparations fund me and Willie Jefferson have been trying to git, or maybe just into my pocket.
Each donor will receive a “McKinney ‘08″ bumper sticker, and coupons for money off pre-paid cellphones.
March 5th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Letting Amanda Marcotte “resign” instead of firing her? Total fag move.