I’m truly flattered that you have taken the balls, er, ball and ran with it regarding the film project but I must decline your offer to appear in said picture. However if I may suggest an alternative, you could strap one on Sharon and make her dream/fantasy cum, uh, come true.

Have received your proposal for the upcoming feature film “Bone-O”…and I forwarded it on to some connections I have in the industry.

Let me know if you would be interested in a starring role. I can probably arrange for you to co-star with Mark Leno.

Offshore Tax Status

Here’s a little taste:

“This is somebody who’s exceptionally rich taking the opportunity to shift his tax burden to somebody else, but then asking governments around the world to spend that tax take in the way that he would like,” Murphy says.

U2’s move to the Netherlands is wrong, says Dick Molenaar, senior partner at All Arts Tax Advisers, a Rotterdam-based tax consulting firm for artists and musicians.
“Everybody needs to pay his fair share of taxation to the government, and therefore we have roads and education and everything,” he says.”

To liberals though, I’m SURE there is a good solid reason to excuse this away. Maybe Bono bought Tax Offsets? From his own company?