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Friday, March 9, 2007

Fat, Lesbian Vampire Bat

Thanks to Billy, I just watched this.

Clutch cargo lines:

“Fat, Lesbian Vampire Bat”

“If there is a Hell on earth, it is THE VIEW”

“Before Fox, all you had to do as a newsperson was present your elitist assumptions about the world and then when Fox came out, it made people like Barbara Walters pretty much irrelevant. And they feel irrelevant and that makes them angry.”

I believe I’m a converted Gut fan.

Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes @ 6:38 pm
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Gutfeld once got off a memorable line about The View. Called it a Tupperware party in the tenth circle of Hell. That about sums it up.

I always knew O’Donnell had shit for brains. This confirms it.

comment by JammieWearingFool — Friday, March 9, 2007 @ 7:39 pm

Count me in, too. Gutfield is the tabloid news roundtable equalizer. I’ve gotta Tivo Red Eye.

comment by Yiddish Steel — Saturday, March 10, 2007 @ 1:26 am

My ex husband and I had a chair like the one she used, and it certainly kept us both from being depressed.
I don’t think she’s making the best use of that chair.

comment by Sharon Cobb — Saturday, March 10, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

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