Crisis Averted
March 24th, 2007 at 4:56 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesFor those of you gnashing your teeth about the dust-up between some smelly Iranian seamen and the Brits, don’t worry. We’ve got a secret weapon who has dealt with the Iranians before. He knows what he’s doing.
Former President Jimmy Carter has stepped forward and offered to mediate the escalating crisis between Iran and Britain over 15 British marines seized by Iran for allegedly entering their territorial waters.
“As everyone knows, I have tremendous hands-on experience in handling a crisis of this nature,” said Carter, who spoke briefly to reporters during a break from building a house for former Guantanamo Bay prisoners. “And I understand the Iranians. The manner in which you negotiate with them is highly dependent on the specifics of the issue. And in this case, where their sovereignty has been violated by tea-loving imperialists, a deft touch is critical.”
Oh, there’s more. Enjoy.
March 24th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Can we trade the bastard for them?
March 24th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
There really wasn’t any dust up the Brits just ran up the white flag as quick as could be.
March 24th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
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