Why must we harangue Iran so? We already know they’re a little high strung and suffer from a nuclear bout of penis envy yet still we poke and prod expecting them to just sit there and take it in their Members Only jackets.

Kidnapped British soldiers had absolutely no business, none, for their ill-advised intentional invasion of the Greater Iranian Islamic Republic. The crooks and liars over at the appropriately named Crooks & Liars told me so!

15 Britons Taken To Tehran
By: Nicole Belle on Sunday, March 25th, 2007 at 9:09 AM
It is a sad commentary on my trust of the mainstream media’s tendency towards White House stenography that “Gulf of Tonkin” was the first thing that came to my mind when hearing this story. I’ve held off doing a post, waiting to see what news would come out, and sure enough, the right wing blogs (I won’t link to them, because I don’t want to give them the hits) are beating their war drums.

I know what you’re thinking – who the hell is Nicole Belle??? But once the shock of being insulted by someone you didn’t even know existed wears off you start to think….wasn’t the Gulf of Tonkin orchestrated by a Democrat? I digress.

Noted same-sex puppet pioneer Gregg Glennfield thinks the marvelous mullahs are being unfairly cast in the unfamiliar role of being *guffaw* hostage takers.

I don’t know much in this crazy, mixed-up world but what I do know is that Iranians don’t hold people hostage to use for bargaining chips. Just doesn’t happen. Anyone who tells you otherwise is some neocon Administration flak out to perpetuate Infinite Holy War in the name of Wal-Mart (Peace Be On Sam Walton). Or since we’re talking about British people, Burberry.

In the spirit of togetherness, I implore our fish and chip eating brethren across the pond to ask “why do they hate us?” and produce their own Project Quel Dommage in hopes that one day Iranian diplomats and British diplomats can sit down at the peace table and negotiate their release for offending Iran’s delicate one-way border sensibilities.

Gulf of Tonkin Fever Strikes Lower 48 UPDATE! Not unlike The Fever ™ of which Mother Earth suffers due to Global Warming.

Buzzflash:

Oil prices have risen to their highest level this year after 15 British navy personnel were seized at gunpoint by Iranian forces in the Gulf. Is anyone cynical enough to believe that USUK would provoke Iran to boost oil prices? Nah, but it sure is a positive side-effect for the oil lobby.

Nevermind that prices were pretty high last week before the soldiers were kidnapped intentionally provoked the proud Iranian peo…..hey now. I think you’re on to something.

Too many fish in barrels and not enough bullets for the DUmmies. It’s everything from The Gulf of Tonkin-lite to “Wag the Dog” to distract from this oh-so-frightening Alberto Gonzalez nothingness to cheers that the Iranians did it.

Mahablog longs for the days of Krushchev.

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