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Dennis Miller Schools Rosie

March 28th, 2007 at 8:43 pm by Cranky

This clip from The View may be old. But with Rosie shooting off about “Gulf of Tonkin” and Truther crap, it is very refreshing to see Dennis Miller standing in as a proxy for us and (respectfully) slaying her sacred cows.


20 Responses to “Dennis Miller Schools Rosie”

  1. Bigfoot Says:

    Watch out Dennis! Ramsy Al-Kaboom might come after you!

  2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    I just lost a little bit of respect for Dennis. Why would he subject himself to a visit with that bunch of bitches, hags and that fat, hideous lesbian vampire bat? I really thought he had more self-respect.

    Schooling Rosie really isn’t much of an accomplishment, I’m afraid. My 4-year-old could do it and still have time for yogurt.

  3. Cranky Says:

    What I like about Dennis is that he’s unapologetic about his support for the WOT and his libertarian leanings.

    But he doesn’t really let that define his associations. He actually said to Sean Hannity that Sean’s arch-nemesis Alec Baldwin is “a charming guy”.

    Honestly, I think most of politics is like that Warner Bros. cartoon where the Sheepdog and the Coyote beat the crap out of each other while they’re on duty but are best of friend after the whistle blows.

    For example, I know Smantix actually socializes with bloggers like Sharon and that Cobble person.

  4. Katherine Coble Says:

    One ‘b’

  5. Cranky Says:

    Sorry Katherine, Coble.

    I liked your post when you related a pleasant chat with “Smantix, f***ing Smantix!”

  6. Katherine Coble Says:

    That was actually Aunt B. of Tiny Cat Pants.

    Although we are often mistaken for one another.

  7. It WAS Aunt B. Says:

    Yeah. I had to double-check, but it was indeed Aunt B.

    I linked to the post in this URL

  8. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    God,,, every time I see that hog headed skank I just want to stuff caulk in my ears and gouge out my eye balls.

  9. Cranky Says:

    Sorry Katherine, Coble.

    Sorry again, Katherine, Aunt B.

    Stream of consiousness. Tiny Cat Pants, Cat, Kat, Katherine, Katherine Coble.

    Pretty easy mistake to make, no?

    Please get me up to speed. Do we hate you?

  10. Kat Coble Says:

    “Please get me up to speed. Do we hate you?”

    I think you didn’t used to but you do now because I’m a)more libertarian and less ‘hard right’, which leads Smantix to say that I sold out and b) I said I didn’t like reading 6MB anymore because it was too confrontational.

    And that pissed Smantix off royally, which was of course completely understandable. Ironically that led to a confrontation. Which is funny when you think about it…

    But have no fear about confusing me and B, because everyone does it. Even people who have met us on several occasions.

  11. Billy Says:

    KAT…

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN 6MB IS TOO CONFRONTATIONAL!?!?! HOW DARE YOU! IF YOU MAKE THAT ACCUSATION ONE MORE TIME…

    …oops, sorry about that Kat, had the “all caps” button on. Just something about that button brings out the worst in me.

    My bad.

    And Swampy, when you said “hog-headed skank”, I hope you were referring to Rosie O’Donnell and not Aunt B.

    Or Joy Behar. That would be OK too…

  12. Smantix Says:

    It wasn’t quite that. It was that Mrs. Cobble quit reading 6MB because it didn’t like my writing style. Of course, Mrs. Cobble also thinks that the NiTwittery isn’t really a leftwing clearinghouse too. That was some time after the check cleared.

    So take that for what you will.

    And feel free to judge for your self. Impress your boss.

  13. Billy Says:

    The Hog-headed skank strikes again!

    Why should we care?

    Here’s why.

    5 days a week, this horrible excuse for a human gets a platform to spew this kind of crap. Who is watching? For the most part, the uneducated and jobless.

    (with apologies to housewives and househusbands who may be taking care of children, and the retired)

    And these people can vote. Sure, many are too damn lazy to get off their couch to go to the polls…but enough do.

    Rosie’s moronic rants are not harmless. Smart people may recognize her idiocies, but there is a growing segment of our population who may end up like…

    Joy Behar.

    (thanks Swampy for letting me steal “hog-headed skank”)

  14. Kat Coble Says:

    It was that Mrs. Cobble quit reading 6MB because it didn’t like my writing style.

    Specifically the confrontational nature of it.

    Of course, Mrs. Cobble also thinks that the NiTwittery isn’t really a leftwing clearinghouse too.

    That’s true. I don’t. I think it’s very left-leaning, but I guess I’m willing to let that slide in favour of having both conservative and liberal friends who participate in that community.

    That was some time after the check cleared.

    Yes, they paid me last year. It was about $400 total. No, that didn’t sway my opinion at all.

    I HAVE done several full and partial days for them without pay, however, just because I enjoy the community sense of it.

    And I still stand by my whole “liking you as a person” thing…

    Rosie’s moronic rants are not harmless.

    I would tend to agree with that wholeheartedly. I think she’s got a lot of people who think she’s intelligent merely because she appears on television. So they take her underinformed opinions as gospel and use those opinions as a base for their own philosophies.

  15. Smantix Says:

    I’ll defer to the readers.

    After weighing the evidence, should I forgive her?

  16. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    I don’t know. I say only if she gives you a cut of that sweet, sweet blog profit. Or promises to take you out to Merchants, then to Wolfy’s for some poorly-played minimum-wage blues.

  17. Gordon Says:

    should I forgive her?

    We don’t call you “Mahatma Smantix” for nothing. Embrace the love.

  18. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    All your “hog-headed skank” are belong to Billy.

  19. Lee Says:

    Yeah Smantix, forgive her. Even though she didn’t show up for my coming down party at Mothership, which you did.

  20. Smantix Says:

    Not exactly a rousing set of endorsements there.