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	<title>Comments on: More Fun With Time Magazine</title>
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		<title>By: Jimmy the Dhimmi</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2007/04/01/more-fun-with-time-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-81789</link>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy the Dhimmi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if one of the 51 things that TIME suggests involves purchasing carbon offsets to plant trees.

It seems people have overlooked the fact that Global Warming is causing a huge amount of &lt;a href=&#039;http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070311/sc_livescience/surprisingnewarcticinhabitantstrees&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;arctic forrestation&lt;/a&gt; as the permafrost melts across the tundra.  The solution is simple:  don’t do anything.  &lt;em&gt;Global Warming pays for itself.&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if one of the 51 things that TIME suggests involves purchasing carbon offsets to plant trees.</p>
<p>It seems people have overlooked the fact that Global Warming is causing a huge amount of <a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070311/sc_livescience/surprisingnewarcticinhabitantstrees' rel="nofollow">arctic forrestation</a> as the permafrost melts across the tundra.  The solution is simple:  don’t do anything.  <em>Global Warming pays for itself.</em></p>
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		<title>By: Uncle Tim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uncle Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It wasn&#039;t a cover, but hey...

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,944914,00.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It wasn&#8217;t a cover, but hey&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,944914,00.html" rel="nofollow">link</a></p>
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		<title>By: AnonymousDrivel</title>
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		<dc:creator>AnonymousDrivel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of those &quot;51 Things...&quot; to do list, I hope one of them includes &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; purchasing the super-sized, &quot;double issue&quot; which uses twice the wood pulp and double the petroleum-based, four-color processing ink. If I&#039;m doing my math right, that&#039;s a four-fold environmental violation... enough carbon offsets to cool Gore&#039;s living &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; dining room and power the internets connected to his library.

So, for the children and tuxedo-clad, polar bear morsels, waste &lt;i&gt;TIME&lt;/i&gt;. Well don&#039;t read it anyways.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of those &#8220;51 Things&#8230;&#8221; to do list, I hope one of them includes <i>not</i> purchasing the super-sized, &#8220;double issue&#8221; which uses twice the wood pulp and double the petroleum-based, four-color processing ink. If I&#8217;m doing my math right, that&#8217;s a four-fold environmental violation&#8230; enough carbon offsets to cool Gore&#8217;s living <i>and</i> dining room and power the internets connected to his library.</p>
<p>So, for the children and tuxedo-clad, polar bear morsels, waste <i>TIME</i>. Well don&#8217;t read it anyways.</p>
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