The Voice We’ve All Been Waiting For
April 1st, 2007 at 4:34 pm by CrankyI was wondering how and when he would finally weigh in.
Considering how he has thrust himself on us in recent years with his insights on foreign policy, I wondered how the man with no credibility in foreign policy and no sense of self-awareness would enter the discussion.
Ladeez and gentlemen, the next New York Times bestseller:
Order now!!
April 1st, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Dude, you forgot the Amazon.com link so we could all pre-order this great book…
Also looking for Carter’s other titles:
Che Guevara: Defender of Freedom
From Moses to Sharon…5,000 Years of Failed Israeli Foreign Policy
and:
The Reagan Years: How Ronald Reagan took credit for the brilliant economic plan put into motion by a previous administration…
April 1st, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Fine titles there, Billy.
I’m looking for his “Best Sweaters for a Cold Day”, “Long Lines at the Gas Pump – Great Places to Catch Up On Sleep”, and “Stagflation: An Economic Model to Attain Utopia”.
April 1st, 2007 at 9:42 pm
AD…his “Stagflation” was required reading in one of my UCLA Econ classes. I think the class was “Economics and Humor”…
Also, I just dug up his long lost cookbook, “1001 Recipes for Peanuts”. Try the Peanut Colada…it’s nuts!
April 2nd, 2007 at 2:25 am
All could be titled under one cover “CONSTIPATION , I DIDN’T DO SHIT.”
April 2nd, 2007 at 5:42 am
Any bets on how long it takes Carter to blame the Jews and a Zionist plot for Iran taking the British hostages?
April 2nd, 2007 at 8:48 am
C’mon Sharon, some of his best friends are Jews.
He would however, blame it on the rage in the Arab world caused by the “Palestinian Aparthied” situation.
April 2nd, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Every time I see Jimmy Carter I think of my nick and smile. Can any of you guess why? Ten bonus points to Billy if he can find and post the video/link.
April 2nd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Swampy, I’ll admit I’m confused. Is “nick” supposed to be capitalized?
Point me in the right direction and I’ll go searching.
And what do I get to use the 10 bonus points for? Can I use those to buy the latest installment in the J. Carter Book of the Month Club?
April 2nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Well Billy the nick refers to my nick Swamp Rabbit. That’s a deduction of one point for having provided a clue
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
nick = nick name
Swamp Rabbit. The lil’ devil which attacked Jimmy back in the day!
April 2nd, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Uh…duh. Sorry Swampy, got a nasty head cold today and just couldn’t think that through.
But I found a video. It’s a 1/2 hour long, but worth the wait. The Carter cabal has been suppressing it’s release, but it will make it’s debut on Fox News next week:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lfFX2StkACY
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:37 am
That’s right Cranky! Now Billy here’s your 10, uh 9 bonus point reward:
Here’s a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time… A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar “pay” she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, “I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us.” “My goodness gracious”, said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too? The little girl replied, “I will if those damn assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f^cking sheet rock…” Stories like this just bring a tear to your eye.
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Swampy…
That was worth all 9 points…