Comments on: Cancer Cash

By: Dan Collins

Dan Collins — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:06:48 +0000

When Johnny doesn’t win the Dem nomination, what do you think the odds are he’s going to sue someone?

By: smantix

smantix — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:45:54 +0000

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear anyone’s comments over the Battle Hymn of The Republic being played in the background of Lizzy’s Titty Test.

By: Dan Collins

Dan Collins — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:24:51 +0000

Is there a futures market in carbon credits? Can we short?

By: BelchSpeak » John Edwards to Call New Press Conference

BelchSpeak » John Edwards to Call New Press Conference — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:42:18 +0000

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By: BelchSpeak

BelchSpeak — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:18:30 +0000

She’s getting better? I was going to buy out her unused carbon credits if she went “carbon neutral” early. I guess she’ll be sticking around to use those credits after all.

And Smantix, something smells fishy when you start demanding to inspect presidential pap smears.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:57:21 +0000

Smantix, tell me that you didn’t just demand to see pap smear results. Say it isn’t so.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:47:53 +0000

Is this a little too much? That by not getting a breast exam earlier that she’s “letting the country down”?

Hear me now and believe me later – getting your breast exam is your duty as an American, but nothing, nothing is more patriotic than getting your pap smear.

I demand to know the status of Mrs. Edward’s pap. It’s my right as an American to know and it is utter treason for her to deny me that information. There is no way I can vote for John Edwards without first measuring her pH levels.

This is the Presidency, not an above ground swimming pool. The American people have a right to know!