What used to be called delusional is now known as nuanced. Or so say 85.3% of the Jews I know.

93.4% of all white suburban kids buy Snoop Dogg CDs.

5 of the top 8 corporations signed Mr. Imus’ checks. Literally. Before Mr. Imus could get paid, his check had to be signed by 5 corporations.

74.5% of urban black kids actually listen to Broadway cast albums. Among their favorites are “Thoroughly Modern Millie” and “West Side Story” (now you know where the gang problem came from).

And the most important data:

88.9% of all Jews were against what Imus said. 7.2% of all Jews didn’t see what the problem was with Imus discussing gardening equipment, and 3.9% of all Jews said that even after a week and a half they still didn’t know who the f*** Don Imus was.

And if you don’t know the melody, sing it to Old MacDonald or Twinkle Twinkle. The use of offensive racial words in the mainstream needs to stop. If only white people saying it makes it offensive, we should let Rush Limbaugh sing these songs, written by blacks, on his show.

And watch the sparks fly.

And then they said “But white men can’t jump, which we can say, because we’re black, so you gotta fire that cracker’s ass.”

Or something like that.

I haven’t put in my 2 cents on this – but I’m an Imus fan and he didn’t do anything differently that he has been for years.

I’m guessing the grievance mongers couldn’t wait for the time to pounce.

No, he’s right. He’s in a whole ‘nuther league. I wonder how many of those ho’s who are trying to get a nigga’s money are “fans?”

I would like to say “ex-fans”, but I doubt anyone will hold snoop-dog to the same standard they are holding Don Imus.

What the Rutger women accomplished in their season was completely overshadowed by them painting themselves as these supreme victims because of one old man’s comments.

It reinforced all of the worst stereotypes about women being fragile creatures who can’t accept a lick of criticism without making a big production out of it.

I was always a bigger fan of the “I Ain’t No Ho” defense than the “I’m somebody’s daughter” one. It’s a stirring celebration of the misunderstood individual rather than the passive-aggressive “you’ve attacked someone’s else’s property” route Rutgers took.

Their coach should have come out and said she was proud of what they accomplished and though they lost to a better team, nothing anyone can say could take that away from them. But nooooooo…

I am so relieved to be assured that Rap music only pertains to those nappy headed ho’s up in the hood not doin’ no shizznet.

I was so certain he was talking about me as he sang those little love poems.

Pheeeeew. That takes a lot of tension off my shoulders. Thanks Dogg Man for clearing that up.