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WTW: Former Lt. Governor Carter Pewterschmidt

April 11th, 2007 at 10:23 am by Smantix

Lt. Governor Wilder

Vanderbilt medical center staff went on high alert Monday due to a self-inflicted injury from current state senator and former Lt. Governor John Wilder. No, he didn’t pull the trigger on his Medic Alert bracelet again, rather took dead aim at his own feet by invoking “Rule 13″ about a conflict on interest in a bill about hiring illegal aliens.

Former lieutenant governor and current Sen. John Wilder said Tuesday that as far as he knows, he does not employ illegal immigrants on his West Tennessee-based cotton gin.

The clarification comes one day after he declared he had a conflict of interest on a bill relating to the employment of illegal immigrants.

Monday, on the Senate floor, Wilder declared the Senate’s “Rule 13,” which lawmakers are supposed to declare when they have a conflict of interest on a particular piece of legislation.

“I couldn’t run my cotton gin without Mexican help and I’ve done this for a long time,” Wilder (D-Mason) told his Senate colleagues Monday.

Still Exists
Cotton Gin, evidently still in existence.

Tennessee historians will recall that the Cotton Gin, a new invention at the time, was a personal gift to Wilder by Eli Whitney himself. Ironically, in exchange for then youthful Wilder’s support of the Spanish-American War.

Later during Monday’s floor session, Wilder extrapolated on his previous comment:

“Let me apologize. Because of my personal relationship with these employees that we’ve had for these many years that have come back year in and year out, it’s personal, and that’s one reason I feel like I do. They are trustworthy. They work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week.

“They are hard-working people and they are good people and they are Christian people and they are family people and that’s the reason I feel like I do.”

No word on whether those “good, Christian people” qualified for healthcare or the minimum wage or whether they were simply paid in food and shelter for “doing a few chores”.

Local ACLU attorney Bruce “Country Jo & The Fish” Barry took umbrage with Wilder’s flirtation with discriminatory hiring practices . “That the former Lt. Governor would demean his office by seemingly discriminating against Undocumented Agnostics is regrettable.”, Barry lamented. “Hopefully in the future Mr. Wilder will consider both legal and illegal atheists to work 84 hours a week for bread and water on his 21st century anachronism.”

Not one of Wilder’s Senate colleagues asked the 85-year-old Wilder for an explanation Monday. No one else in the body publicly declared that they had a conflict of interest.

Asked Tuesday whether he actually does employ illegal immigrants on his West Tennessee cotton gin, Wilder said he employs “Mexican workers” who are from “somewhere down there in Mexico,” but they are “not illegal people.”

“We’ve never had anybody say anybody’s illegal,” Wilder told The City Paper. “We’ve been doing it a long time, and a lot of them come back often and so forth.”
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Wilder said his son, John Shelton Wilder Jr., run the cotton gin, which uses seasonal workers for about two-month periods.

“As far as I know, it’s not illegal,” Wilder said.

Congratulations for opening this tempest in a taco, Mr. Wilder. As April 15th approaches, as far as we know, you haven’t been avoiding taxes on these workers.


10 Responses to “WTW: Former Lt. Governor Carter Pewterschmidt”

  1. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Dude, you are on a serious roll.

  2. AnonymousDrivel Says:

    These legislators truly have no shame.

    Wanna hear something even worse? Should Heaven and Earth move enough to swallow up this misguided capitalist and convict him of anything, Bush will be waiting at the courthouse with a “Get Out Of Jail” Amnesty/Pardon.

  3. Yiddish Steel Says:

    Like they say down here in San Diego, “¡La ignorancia es ninguna excusa!” or, “haga como digo, no como hago.”

  4. Swap Blog » Blog Archive » John Wilder & The Cotton Gin Says:

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  5. Billy Says:

    OK…I KNOW there was a Pacman update here last night…what happened?

    I’ve got to get the 6MB take on Pacman. Unless of course he threatened a beatdown on y’all…

  6. Gordon Says:

    I think the subtext on these politicians is “We don’t care. What are you going to do vote for the other guy? News flash, gringo, he don’t care either.”

  7. Volunteer Voters Says:

    Musing From The Plantation: The Wilder Illegal Immigration Contro…

    My man Ben Cunningham has the video and the City Paper has the story on former Lt. Gov. John Wilder’s comments regarding the personnel he employs at his West Tennessee cotton gin. The quote we mentioned yesterday where Wilder……

  8. Sharon Cobb Says:

    “Tempest in a taco”
    That is classic.

  9. Donna Locke Says:

    On quite a tortilla roll indeed.

  10. JunkYardBlog Says:

    Shotgun Blogging…

    In which I fire a bunch of links and thoughts out there and see what I can hit: >Von Mises Explains Imus: Who, dear temporary Leftie, will the good old boy corporate network back – the wealthy white guy or……