Liberal Lawmaker Learns Lesson
April 14th, 2007 at 10:09 am by Preston Taylor HolmesIn the fine tradition of generations of liberal “do-as-I-mandate-not-as-I-do” do-gooders, New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine nearly demonstrates how not to survive a crash. Not to be confused with lessons in how not to be seen™.
Lesson one, ignore mandatory seatbelt law. Lesson two, drive earth-destroying SUV.
But he won’t be getting any tickets, even though he didn’t” click it.”
Jersey law officers annually run “Click It or Ticket” seat belt campaigns, but State Police Capt. Al Della Fave verbally cringed at a question whether Corzine, 60, will be disciplined for not wearing his.
“There will be no tickets, there will be no lawsuits,” he said. “No one at the State Police has confirmed the seat belt thing.”
Of course the jackass won’t receive a ticket, like all lawmakers, he’s above the law. But then again, he had good reason to ignore the seatbelt law, he was on his way to a very important meeting.
The crash broke the governor’s left leg in two places, and broke 12 ribs, his sternum and a vertebra.
When finally reached for comment about the crash, the Rutgers womens basketball team put their collective hands on their hips, gyrated their heads in a circular motion, wagged their fingers and said, “You don’t know me, you don’t know nothin’ about me. You don’t know where I been at!”
H/T to Likwidshoe.
April 14th, 2007 at 11:43 am
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April 14th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
This was a big part of Bill Maher’s opening monologue last night where he was mocking the absurdity of a state governor in such a big rush that he didn’t wear his seatbelt because something as important as Imus/Rutgers required you to leap from the vehicle on a moment’s notice.
I normally don’t catch his show because he refuses to have even one moderate person from the right on. As if it’s entertaining to have 4 clucking hens in agreement on everything.
But last night’s was worth catching for two reasons: 1) To see Maher absolutely cowed by Al Sharpton and have his own crowd turn on him over the Imus thing. (both entertaining and a little frightening if you’re a free speech person) 2) As a reminder of why Scott McClellan sucked so completely.
Because the Rutger’s basketball team is like a bunch of Rosa Parks.
Worth catching in the repeat today.
April 14th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Yes. Leave it to a nice Demtard like Corzine to have to go “Code-1″, sans seatbelt to intercede the meeting between a crotchety, old, un-funny man and a bunch of nappy headed ho’s (has that been trademarked yet?) for the purpose of saving the Working Man’s Republic. The past weeks’ libtard hypocracy parade will most certainly never be matched in my lifetime… will it?!
April 14th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
New Jerseyans get what they deserve. I think deep down, they like having leaders who are above the laws that are piled on them. It kind of gives them their own royalty.
April 14th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Good stuff Mr Holmes.
April 15th, 2007 at 9:29 am
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