Ham, Ham, Hateful Ham
April 19th, 2007 at 7:59 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesApparently some muzleems – or was it school officials (?) – became emotionally overwrought after coming within several feet of ham and had to be restrained. From eating it. Or something like that. I don’t know, go read it.
On April 11, a white student placed a ham steak in a bag on a lunch table where Somali students were eating. Muslims consider pork unclean and offensive.
The act reminded students of a man who threw a pig’s head into a Lewiston mosque last summer.
The school incident is being treated seriously as “a hate incident,” Levesque said. Lewiston police are investigating, and the Center for the Prevention of Hate Violence is working with the school to create a response plan.
“We’ve got some work to do to turn this around and bring the school community back together again,” Levesque said.
Placing ham where Muslim students were eating was “an awful thing,” said Stephen Wessler, executive director of the Center for Prevention of Hate Violence. “It’s extraordinarily hurtful and degrading” to Muslims, whose religion prohibits them from being around ham. It’s important to respond swiftly, Wessler said.
Ham, ham, a hundred times ham.
Thank heavens for swift thinking administrators who approached the ham in full hazmat gear, transporting it with mile-long tongs to the nearest biological waste receptacles. The same receptacles, incidentally, where the students place their used condoms after class.
It’s a good thing my three-year old princess didn’t get near that ham, or there would be none of it left with which to commit a hate crime.
As usual, JG has the perspective…
Of course, Kosher-keeping Jews who have assimilated into public schools have been subjected to sightings of an unholy alliance of meat and cheese, the arrogant parading, by unclean Goyim, of their ham sandwiches—even, in some cases, the presence of breakfast sausages—for what seems like decades.
But then, they control the world. So a bit of a religious inconvenience is a small price to pay in exchange for ownership of world’s banks, the western media, the Hollywood and New York entertainment industries, and having practically cornered the market on orthodontics.
Whereas Muslims? They must be treated like exotic plants. And sometimes you have to squash a few bugs if your goal is to keep the soil around the protected plant “pure.”
Maine’s been full of dhimmis for years, though. Shame too, cuz it’s a beautiful state.










April 19th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
I just knew this story would get the full bug here. I heard about this on a newsbreak this morning. You can bet the slaughter house that if there’s unkosher meat in the story, it’s going to get the full on Fisking it deserves here at The Buffet.
April 20th, 2007 at 8:04 am
As a Jew who doesn’t eat pork, I can’t recall ever catching Ham cooties by sitting next to someone who was eating it.
April 21st, 2007 at 12:13 am
Today, I drove through Alabama, where pork pig sandwiches are now growing on trees, so I advise Muslims not to move there.
April 21st, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Just because you got stood up doesn’t mean you should be so spiteful, Preston.:evil: