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Friday, April 20, 2007


 

Big Tough Alec Baldwin

The peaceloveandunderstanding side of Baldwin must take a break when he’s busy (verbally) beating up his 11-year-old daughter. I love it when the mask comes off these frauds.

After Ireland failed to answer her father’s scheduled morning phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went berserk on her voice mail, saying “Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone,” adding, “you have insulted me for the last time.”

Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.” The irate Baldwin went on to say, “You’ve made me feel like s**t” and threatened to “straighten your ass out.”

“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother,” screamed Baldwin, “and you do it to me constantly over and over again.”

Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, “You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me.” That’s tomorrow.

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  1. What will hurt this self-absorbed prick the most, is that he probably won’t be invited back to host Saturday Night Live. Even as irreverant as they (saturday night live) can be, my guess is they’ll steer clear of his ass.

    comment by Tim Zank — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 11:25 am


  2. Let me make one thing clear here: I am completely against what Alec Baldwin stands for politically. He is a useful tool for the Defeatocrats and the Islamo-fascists.

    Now let me make this clear: Alec Baldwin is a father; an involved, active, participating father in the life of his one and only daughter. THAT’S HIS RIGHT, and I admire the fact that he is that father to his daughter. What Alec Baldwin said is not as bad as all the “LOOKY-HERE NIT-WITS” want to make it seem. Outside of the “little pig” snipe, I don’t find his tone to be objectionable. I was the recipient of far worse from both of my still-married parents, and I know that there are many others that have heard this little tirade that have also heard worse by a parent at some time in their formative years. You need to understand this: Alec Baldwin, like me, is a divorced, single-parent. Alec Baldwin, like me, has a Y chromosome. Alec Baldwin, like me, has been completely screwed by the lopsided divorce court system that still has a stranglehold on men’s rights to parent in this country. Alec Baldwin, like me is the sole income that is providing for the welfare of his daughter. Kim Bassinger DOESN’T WORK! Name a movie or project that she’s been involved in the last 10 years?! “Boxing Helena” where she went AWOL and was sued to the tune of millions for non-performance. As much as I find Alec Baldwin to be mentally devoid of reality, Kim Bassinger is the epitome of instability and has used their daughter as a tool to continue to undermine Alec Baldwin’s right to parent. I know what this is like. I put up with it every day from the manipulative, kniving, twit that I was once married to. I understand where this rage and frustration via voicemail from Baldwin is coming from. For Kim Bassinger to leak this out for public consumption is further proof of just how manipulative and unstable she truly is and will exploit her own daughter in such a detestable manner to further undermine Alec Baldwin’s right to be a father; an involved, active, and participating father for his only daughter.

    comment by Yiddish Steel — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 12:14 pm


  3. Asshat!

    comment by Swamp Rabbit — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 12:56 pm


  4. 8 Mile and that cell phone movie

    comment by Swamp Rabbit — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 1:14 pm


  5. Who Swampy?! Baldwin or me?!

    comment by Yiddish Steel — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 1:43 pm


  6. Balwin, Yid, Balwin.

    comment by Swamp Rabbit — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 2:01 pm


  7. OT.

    Just a reminder that today (04/20) is the anniversary of the 1979 Swamp Rabbit attack on then president Jimmmah Carter.

    comment by Swamp Rabbit — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 2:46 pm


  8. Alec Baldwin. Celebrity expert on politics, war, global warming, and child care.

    comment by Tbird — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 3:16 pm


  9. Point taken, YS. However, the over-the-top attack on an 11-year-old girl was certainly a display of mis-placed anger even if your theory is accurate. He should have saved that for his manipulative ex-wife, though he probably has his people yell at her people, cuz that’s showbiz, babe.

    comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 3:48 pm


  10. Oh no, Holmes… I think Alec Baldwin reserves that cherished “yell time” for his batshit crazy ex-wife all to himself. Like I said, the “little pig” slam on his daughter was out of line, but the rest of the rant is understandable for the fact that his ex-twit would exploit their daughter via the media by way of a private matter that should have been resolved within their family triad. I’m not agreeing with what happened, and I thinkit is misplaced since it happens to be addressed to the daughter, but there is no doubt that the focus of his ire is at that manipulative twat, Kim Bassinger.

    comment by Yiddish Steel — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 4:17 pm


  11. See…this is what happens when libs are allowed to procreate…

    OK, Yiddish…I feel for your personal situation. However, there is NEVER any excuse for the crap Alec slung at his daughter.

    Nope. Never. Not understandable, not justifiable.

    Having said that, no doubt Basinger is a bitchy POS. She has done MORE to harm her daughter by leaking that. It’s ad enough that her daughter had to listen to that once…now of course that tape will follow her the rest of her life.

    Don’t be shocked if it shows up as a SNL parody.

    All of this makes me more impressed by Cranky’s parenting skills. We can all be pretty damn sure that no matter how angry she ever makes him, he will never go off on her like that.

    comment by Billy — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 4:50 pm


  12. What Alec did could hurt his child for a long time. Calling her a pig? An 11 year old girl thinks a lot of what her father thinks of her, and when she’s 22 and anorexic or overweight and still trying to please her father and never feels like she’s good enough, you’ll know where it came from.

    Kim releasing it to the media was wrong, but there is no excuse EVER for verbally abusing a child.

    comment by Sharon Cobb — Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 9:45 pm


  13. “Now let me make this clear: Alec Baldwin is a father; an involved, active, participating father in the life of his one and only daughter. THAT’S HIS RIGHT”

    Actually, when a parent, for whatever reason engages in child abuse whether physical, verbal or mental, they run the risk of losing parental rights. It is up to the courts and a judge to decide ultimately based mainly on Baldwin’s past behavior that can be shown. Since he has a long history of abusive behavior towards family, friends, co-workers, acquaintances, and even strangers, his parental rights have a high risk of being extremely restricted or completely eliminated. Baldwin has been a bully. Even his siblings in public statements have indicated he was a bully growing up. Baldwin has some serious mental health issues regarding anger and violence that needs to be addressed before he does something that lands him in jail regardless of his celebrity status.

    comment by Carl — Saturday, April 21, 2007 @ 1:25 pm


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