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Peter Jennings’ Ghost Praises ABC/Disney For New Mickey Mouse Project

May 7th, 2007 at 7:33 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

The Ghost of Peter Jennings, through a post-mortem press-release, has praised ABC/Disney for finally moving forward with its new project (codenamed Mickey Mujahadeen).

He looks like Mickey Mouse and sounds like Mickey Mouse, but what he’s saying is hardly the fairytale stuff of Disney.

A Mickey Mouse look-alike named Farfur is teaching Palestinian children the ABCs of terror on Hamas’ official television station, Al-Aqsa TV.

On the weekly program “Tomorrow’s Pioneers,” Farfur and a young girl name Saraa’ tell children to pray five times each day and drink their milk, while urging the children to “resist” the “oppressive invading Zionist occupation.”

Video at LGF.


4 Responses to “Peter Jennings’ Ghost Praises ABC/Disney For New Mickey Mouse Project”

  1. J. Ryan Says:

    For the record, 84% of all Disney characters are Democrats…

    Further, 63% are Jewish. But Mickey and Minnie are converted Muslims.

    Because that question of “what religion are they” is so important.

  2. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Say is it just me or is ol’ Pete’s hair gotta slight greenish tint to it. Of course it could be because he’s a ghost.

  3. Billy Says:

    Swampy, it’s a little known fact, but Peter Jennings was part frog/toad.

    That explains the greenish tint…

  4. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Ahhh,, I see,,,