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Belgium To Pick Up “World’s Pariah” Title

May 8th, 2007 at 10:49 am by Cranky

France may not be using it anymore.

No need to start buddying up to France yet. Remember Vicente Fox? Been burned once already. But in case France conquers its Flammable Peugeot Syndrome, we can always fall back on Belgium.

As The Nose on Your Face discovers:

“I have to be honest with you, I’m not all that familiar with the Belgians,” said Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania resident James Dyer. “But I better get up to speed quickly; they certainly aren’t going to just mock themselves. This election is a wake-up call for many of us in the France-mocking community, and we ignore the will of the people at our own peril.”

7 Responses to “Belgium To Pick Up “World’s Pariah” Title”

  1. Jenn Says:

    Oh come on, my Belgium, they make great beer and chocolate. How about…..Iceland? I mean, it’s all cold there and you know, cold. Yeah, let’s rip on them!

  2. Smantix Says:

    We mock in hope that they might evolve. Germany elected Merkel, France has taken Sarkozy, Australia has Howard, Canada took whoever they did (but it wasn’t a commie last time).

    You know, which of these kids is doing his own thing? What’s another vestige of diseased leftism begging for emasculation?

    Belgium is a “never-was”. Who used to be somebody before they looked in a mirror?

    I’m going with Italy.

  3. Vinnie Says:

    Yeah, but Belgians speak French, it’s one of the three official languages. They’re the best candidate.

  4. Cranky Says:

    Jenn, Ace did a hilarious take on Swedes, some of the new epithets are “Icebacks” and “Snow Wops”.

    Both make me titter like a schoolgirl. Perhaps these can be adapted to those Reykjaholes.

  5. Billy Says:

    Though I am down with Jenn’s nomination, I would also like to nominate those wuss Spaniards. I used to think nobody rolled over like the French…but Spain has a long history of capitualtion as well.

  6. annika Says:

    The election of Sarkozy will not make France or French people into pro-Americans. They’re French, Anti-Americanism is part of their national character. So I wouldn’t get too excited about this if I were you.

  7. dsmith Says:

    Why you gotta beat up on the French? They are much better at beating themselves up then we ever could. It’s just too easy. They all stink, they’re all liberal and they are definately lazy.

    I say we harp on the Ruskies. An oldie but goodie. Tried and true and we will never overestimate them…

    And we could still use “Snow Wop” “iceback”, which are hilarious!