Catch the (non-Crotch) Fire!
May 9th, 2007 at 1:30 pm by CrankyGetting rid of Paris Hilton – It started as a song, now it’s a movement.
The jail thing could be very good for us as it will force some long overdue accountability onto the foolish lass.
Who knows, she might find religion or at the very least give America a 45 day reprieve.
Of course, this can backfire into our worst nightmare – another reality show. Given our fascination with disintigrating-before-our-eyes celebrities, it might fire off another salvo in the ever-escalating Nuclear Missile Race of STDs and debauchery between Hilton, Lohan and Spears.
May 9th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Do you think the judge treated her more harshly because she is a celebrity, or is 45 days what normally happens when one drives on a suspended license? I’d hate it if people could buy their way out, but I would be equally annoyed if this were an issue of class warfare.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Boo-F’n'-Hoo-Hoo.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Enough fillibustering the fate of this twit! Why do even know about her? s it because of her namesake, or is it because she can suck a dick… Very well, I might add?? Just throw the tramp into the slammer and give the rest of us here in the real world a break from tabloid grapefruit.
May 9th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Hey, I have an idea! Can we send her to France as a goodwill gift, now that they are our friends again?
I mean, her name IS Paris…and don’t the Euros love her type of trash?
May 9th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
What I love about this is that it reminds us that not everybody is an idiot. When I hear that 16000 people signed a petition for the Governor to pardon her, it makes me wonder if we’ve gone completely nuts. But the reality is that most people are sick of her, yet not obsessed enough to make it their life’s purpose, unlike those who idolize her.