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The Fort Dixie Chicks

May 13th, 2007 at 10:15 am by Smantix

The Fort Dix(ie) Chicks have certainly come home to roost. By now, everybody’s heard the Fort Dix Six’s breakout hit “Not Ready To Make Jihad”, but few are ready to concede the 35,000 feet, high level view of how these dimestore jihadis wound up on our doorstep. And to answer the Palm Beach Post’s query of whether this story is being underplayed or hyped, feel free to add me in the “underplayed” category despite their full-throated attempt to mau-mau the arrest.

Not only is it being underplayed, but the mujahideen-sympathetic media is practicing it’s breath control, measuring the judicial wind resistance and sniping the government’s informant as rogue agents of some ersatz jihadi legal defense team.

Although it’s not a popular position to take, I was firmly against US involvement in Kosovo. No compelling US interest, no one had weapons of mass destruction, no UN approval – any of that ring a bell to our Clinton loving acolytes? Does no Blood for Oil have so much more gravitas than No Blood For BJ’s? I guess that depends on whether you would die for a blow job. Which the sexually starved will glibly retort “of course!” But would you die for someone else’s?

Sure. 72 days of air strikes on a civilian population as a means to reducing collateral damage may sound like a good idea, give or take a Chinese Embassy and an international refugee crisis, but at the end of the day you have the US acting as al-Qaeda’s Air Force by backing Muslim Separatists (the Kosovo Liberation Army) seeking to illegally secede from a sovereign nation in an effort to create a greater Islamic Kosovo. Which is where we find ourselves today.

The press has yet to investigate those forged documents claiming genocide that were our impetus for Clinton’s cozying up to Osama bin Laden (aka “Uncle Benny”) by proxy.

But what does Kosovo have to do with the Fort Dix Six?

It matters when you invite the terrorists into your home by way of a Fulbright-esque Clinton Jihadi Abroad Scholarship.

The President of the New Jersey Albanian Muslim Community, recipients of Clinton’s prestigious international largesse, detonate offer this editorial in their own weak defense:

During the war in Kosovo, Fort Dix was a shelter for the Albanian victims of the Serbian regime. The Albanian Muslim Community of America and Canada cooperated fully with U.S. institutions to help Albanian refugees from Kosovo.

The people of Fort Dix provided a sanctuary for many of our refugees. For this we hold them in high regard.

We are grateful to the U.S. government and its military forces for helping Muslims in Kosovo and Bosnia and Herzegovina.

No good deed goes unpunished, eh?

Islam is a religion of peace and justice, and the Albanian community condemns terror and terrorists wherever they are.
[...]
Terrorism in any form has no religion, nationality or justification. Islam teaches us that human life is sacred, and we condemn all acts of terrorism. It is forbidden for a Muslim to cooperate with any individual or group that is involved in any act of terrorism or violence. It is the civic and religious duty of Muslims to cooperate with law enforcement authorities to protect the lives of all humans.

In this regard, Islam is a religion of peace and justice…


Blah, blah, blah. If Islam is such a religion of peace, why do you need to keep reminding us?

Ever-vigilant, the media does their job to help us define the narrative: “Plot To Kill Soldiers Thwarted, Muslim-owned Pizzeria Hardest Hit:

The father of one of the six men charged with plotting to massacre soldiers at Fort Dix says the business near the base that he nurtured for years has been all but ruined since his son’s arrest.

Muslim Tatar, 52, who has owned Super Mario’s Pizza for five years, said his lunchtime crowd from nearby McGuire Air Force Base and Fort Dix has largely disappeared, replaced by empty tables and nasty words from passing motorists.

“Now I am a target,” Tatar said, adding that his business is “99 percent dead.”

In defense of the boycott of Mr. Tater’s questionably copyright infringing endeavor, you’re “lunch time business would have largely disappeared” and been “replaced by empty tables” if your son had succeeded. It appears the mote in Super Mario’s eye has been obscured by the beam in Mr. Tatar’s.


7 Responses to “The Fort Dixie Chicks”

  1. K. Olbermann Says:

    Allow me, as a world-famous journalist in the mold of Edward R. Murrow, to enlighten you here…that this whole Fort Dix thing was a smokescreen produced by the Bush Administration to divert attention away from the atrocities his war machine has committed in Iraq, Afghanistan and Greensburg, Kansas.

    Now as a world-famous journalist in the mold of Edward R. Murrow, let me just remind you that I offer this analysis without bias, for despite what Glenn Beck and his other right-wing minions espouse, I am neither Republican nor Democrat.

    I am honest and you can trust me because I am a world-famous journalist in the mold of Edward R. Murrow.

    Good night and good luck…

  2. Smantix Says:

    Speak “Kook To Cower”!

  3. Bigfoot Says:

    Isn’t it interesting how during the 90′s, Mr. Bill was sending our troops and pilots to the Balkans, ostensibly in order to protect muslims from genocidal Serbs, while muslims such as Al Qaeda attacked American interests (and planning what would eventually become 9/11), but not launching even one single attack on Serbia?

    On our intervention in Kosovo I was pretty much agnostic, but I find that many of the criticisms of Bush’s war in Iraq (“not in our national interest”, “unilateral”, “they never attacked us”, etc.) could just as easily have been made against Mr. Bill’s war (literally) over Serbia – but were not.

  4. The terrorist next door « Nuke’s NEWS & VIEWS Says:

    [...] If islam is a religion of peace, then why is it necessary that we be constantly reminded of it? Shouldn’t such a obvious truth be self-evident?  SMB:  Ft Dixie Chicks [...]

  5. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    islam has gotta’ go.

  6. Islamic Rage Boy Says:

    Mr. Swamp Rabbit…you ignorant infidel. Islam is a peaceful religion, but pigs like you insist on denegrating it.

    I declare a Fatwa on you! We will hunt you down and if we catch you we will feed your remains to our good friends, the Carters.

    Unless of course, you admit that Islam is a religion of peace.

  7. Nuke’s News and Views » The terrorist next door Says:

    [...] If islam is a religion of peace, then why is it necessary that we be constantly reminded of it? Shouldn’t such a obvious truth be self-evident? SMB:Ft Dixie Chicks [...]

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