Hillary’s Theme Song – The Write-ins
May 17th, 2007 at 11:34 am by CrankyThe Hillary Campaign is accepting votes for a theme song. No, really!
The Clinton campaign focus group has the top suggestions. I guess they’re looking for the new Fleetwood Mac song for Hillary’s inauguration.
At the bottom of the list, there is a field for your suggestions. Please do your part and add a song or two.
I’m sure she’s for any song which doesn’t feature Bill showing up and blowing a saxophone or anything else located conveniently nearby.
Billy’s suggestion:
“Bitch is Back” – Elton John
Mine:
“All Star” – SmashMouth (she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead.)
“Fat Bottomed Girls” – Queen
“Won’t Get Fooled Again” – The Who
(Sirloin tip to Billy)
May 17th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Wow…that was fast.
BTW, thanks for posting this, Cranky. I didn’t see the “write-in” space earlier…so I sent in “Bitch is Back”.
Hang on a sec…someone’s knocking at my front door…
May 17th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
“Making Flippy Flop” – Talking Heads
May 17th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
She’s Got Issues – The Offspring
May 17th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Squealer AC/DC
May 17th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Shot down in flames AC/DC
May 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
“War Pigs” – Black Sabbath
“Symphony of Destruction” – Megadeth
“Some Kind of Monster” – Metallica
Oh, could I go on and on.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
“Leper Messiah” – Metallica
“The Frayed Ends Of Sanity” – Metallica again.
“Call Me When You’re Sober” – Evanescence.
“The Rose (law firm billing records)” – Bette Midler.
Okay, I made that last one up.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
“She’s Got Issues”, brilliant.
“War Pigs”, Vinnie? Dude that’s a NeoKKKon Warmonger’s song.
How about “The Stroke” – Billy Squier?
May 17th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Sometimes funny lyrics get stuck in my head. Currently, my mental iPod is skipping on these:
“Head like a hole,
black as your soul,
I’d rather die,
than give you control.”
(Now repeat)
“Bow down before the one you serve,
you’re going to get what you deserve.”
(rinse and repeat)
May 17th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Gratuitous Close-Enough-To-Friday 80’s Musick Flashback Posting…
Cranky Gordon and others are noting that ol’ Hillary Rodham Clinton Rodham is blegging for a campaign theme song. Well, I’ve got one that immediately springs to mind: Hill, I’ll make you a deal. You karaoke this one in complete……
May 17th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
I noticed the Llama Butchers checked in, so I clinked on their trackback.
Can’t say I agree with their choice. I can’t see Robert Palmer (R.I.P.) ever putting Hillary in that line of babes unless she got gastric ankle bypass surgery.
But there is an apropos line:
“She’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went…”
But thanks to the Butchers, I was inspired to go tubing for my next choices…
“Hey woman, you got the blues, cos’ you ain’t got no one else to use”
…
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She’s a maneater
…
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
…
Do I get extra points for the Tubing?
Also, make sure y’all head on over there and write in your nominations on Hillary’s website…
May 17th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
The Temptations and the Staple Sisters?
Who affirmative actioned K-Tel’s greatest hits to showcase The Soul of Hillary ™?
How about k.d. lang’s “Constant Craving” or Melissa Etheridge’s “Come to My Window”?
May 17th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
“Who affirmative actioned K-Tel’s greatest hits to showcase The Soul of Hillary ™?”
Damn, that’s funny…
May 17th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
“Dynamo Hum”- Zappa
“Down on Me” – Janis Joplin
“Behind Closed Doors”
“Spill the Wine, Dig that Girl”
“Treat Her Like a Lady”
“Be True to Your Girl”
“Stand by Your Man”
“Marie Provost”
“In the Year 2525″
“Shannon”
“Supergirl” – XTC
“Always a Woman”
“I Got You, Babe”
“I Gotcha”- Joe Tex
endless options, really
May 17th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
She voted for the war, and she’s a pig. Need I say more, Gordo?
May 17th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
“Baby Got Back” – Sir Mix A Lot
“Imperial March” – John Williams, Star Wars Soundtrack
“Dazed And Confused” – Led Zeppelin
May 17th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
And a final three from Metallica:
“Master of Puppets”
“Fade to Black”
“Holier Than Thou”
“Saint Anger”
Okay, so I lerned teh new math in skool.
May 17th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
OK, Vinnie, I’ll spot you that, but we’re supposed to like her for that.
One last Metallica suggestion (wish, actually) I Disappear.
And Billy, mad points for the inspired tubing.
May 17th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Find A Happy Place Find A Happy Place…
With the insane illegal immigrant amnesty bill practically in the bag, release that pent-up animosity by helping Hillary! choose her campaign theme song. I’m going no comments here because you should leave your choices there…….
May 17th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
One final one that I hope isn’t prophetic, but it would define her if she wins:
“Dear Mr. President” – 4 Non Blondes
Thanks for the laughs, Gordo, hope the Jawa readers chime in.
(the trackback hasn’t gone through)
May 17th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
“Taxman” – The Beatles
May 17th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Wow Cranky…this post has legs! Thanks to Vinnie, we’ll get all of those Pricks over from the Jawas to put in their nominations.
Which means we might get more nominations here than Hillary actually gets on her own site…
2nd Tier?
Oh…and don’t forget to go over to Hillary’s site and put your 6MB nominations over there!
May 17th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
She hasn’t come out in favor of it yet, but if Hillary votes for this new amnes…er…comprehensive immigration reform bill, then we can add this one:
I’m sure in her you’ll find…
Sanctuary
May 17th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
how about the song by the Right Brothers: “Bush was Right”.
May 17th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Thanks Vinnie! Been a long time since we’ve had a Jawalanche. Even the Emperor dropped by. Happy days indeed.
May 17th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Hey Swampy…I know you tried to find a song with “Hog-Headed” in the title…
But you passed on this AC/DC classic?…
“Don’t need reason…”
May 17th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
How about a double-duty song to cover a Hillary-Edwards ticket: “Dude looks like a lady”
May 17th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
A B**** is a B****! – N.W.A.
or
Kyle’s mom is a b**** – South Park
http://www.boozecrew.com/funny/audio/008.mp3
May 17th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
in view of the fact that they’re gonna pas&sign the amnesty bill maybe her song should be mexican?
like that frito banditio song, or TEQUILA!
May 17th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
[...] Meanwhile, the Hildebeest is looking for a theme song for her campaign, and LC & IB Cranky is trying to help her out by compiling suggestions. We’re sure you LCs mig… [...]
May 17th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
I’m so fucking pissed about the Amnesty bill and Jorge Bushito finally selling us down the river (as promised to his lover Vincente) that I can barely enjoy this delicious goodness. It truly is a banner day when the Jawa, Misha and Llamas unite on one post.
My only contributions tonight:
“Depression” – Black Flag
“Back up Against the Wall” – Circle Jerks
“Mexican Radio” – Wall of Voodoo
Dude, where’s my country?
May 17th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
My God, the song should be right in front of your faces.
The End by The Doors.
May 17th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
“She’s Got A Problem” – Fountains of Wayne
“Everything’s Ruined” – Fountains of Wayne
“Only Words” – The Verve Pipe
May 17th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
I was thinking something more along the lines of::idea:
Greed – Godsmack
Releasing the Demons – Godsmack
Time Bomb – Godsmack
counterfeit – Limp Bizkit
Getting Away With Murder – Papa Roach
Fuck all Yall – Saliva
Disconnected[out of touch] – Trapt
Do I Creep You Out – Weird Al
White America – Eminem
The list just goes on and on…
Merc
May 17th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
A B**** is a B****! – N.W.A.
or
Kyle’s mom is a b**** – South Park
http://www.boozecrew.com/funny/audio/008.mp3
comment by Deeno — Thursday, May 17, 2007 @ 9:08 pm
Thats awesome!!!!!!!11!!!!one!!!!!!!
I love it!
May 17th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
The Beatles – Back in the USSR.
Jethro Tull – Cross-Eyed Mary.
Steppenwolf – Monster.
May 17th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Queen Bitch – David Bowie
May 17th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Do You Fear for Your Child-Thrill Kill Kult
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZpbu5D6vqo
watched the video with a banner for Hillary ‘08 at the top of the page.
May 17th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Also…
River of Shit – The Fugs
The Torture Never Stops – Frank Zappa
May 17th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING from ‘Les Miserables’?
May 17th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
One more from Zappa…
The Illinois Enema Bandit – Frank Zappa
May 17th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
“She Came in Through the Bathroom Window” — The Beatles
“Eve of Destruction” — Barry McGuire
Or whatever is on the Mexican hit parade
May 18th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Dreamt That You Died/ Clearlake (Fantastic Brit Pop Band)
Driven to Tears/The Police
Fell on Black Days/Soundgarden
For No One/The Beatles
Goodbye Cruel World/Pink Floyd
Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now/The Smiths
How Many More Times/Led Zeppelin
I Should Have Known Better/The Beatles
Ugly Town/Redd Kross
Thieves Like Us/New Order
Run Like Hell/Pink Floyd
May 18th, 2007 at 12:10 am
Most no one will know this one.
Slaughterama by Gwar
May 18th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Let’s Have A War by Fear…
there’s so many of us, there’s so many of us
let’s have a war!
we can start it in New Jersey
general motors get fat like last time
etc. etc.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:23 am
“The Seether” by Veruca Salt
May 18th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Hey Preston…don’t take this so hard. I don’t know what it is…but I am thinking this amnesty thing is going to fall apart. Conservatives think it’s too lenient…libs think it’s too harsh.
I sense backlash coming…
But if it does pass…just think of what we’ll be getting…
Taco shops will spring up everywhere! That means Carne Asada Burritos and Baja Fish Tacos in Tennessee…
You won’t have to watch that crappy Titan football team…they’ll be replaced by the Real Nashville soccer team. And you can learn that ole, ole, ole, ole soccer song instead of Rocky Top.
And oranges will be available on any street corner.
So chin up, Dude! It’s a Brave New World…
May 18th, 2007 at 12:27 am
“Just Plain Bill” by Eating Louisiana; or
“The Boy is Mine” by Monica
I also like “Bitch” by Rolling Stones, and “The Bitch is Back” by Elton John.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:17 am
So should this one, Dick:
“Brain Damage” – Pink Floyd
A sample
“The lunatic is in the hall
the lunatics are in the hall
the paper holds their folded faces to the floor
and every day the paper boy brings more”
May 18th, 2007 at 1:58 am
You guys inspired my own list (it is too long to post here). Check it out.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:48 am
It’s gotta be……
“Fat Bottom Girls” by Queen
May 18th, 2007 at 2:56 am
“Gimme Some Money” by Spinal Tap.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:57 am
Here is a sample from my list:
Hooker with a Penis – Tool
Death of a Party – Blur
American Idiot – Greenday
(there is nearly 60 on my list)
May 18th, 2007 at 3:01 am
1.Don’t Mess With Bill (Marvelettes)
2.Go Away Little Girl (Donny Osmond)
3.Family Affair (Sly Stone)
4.Let’s Stay Together (Al Green)
5.Papa Was A Rolling Stone (Temps)
6.Frankenstein (Edgar Winter Group)
7.The Joker (Steve Miller Band)
8.Dark Lady (Cher)
9.Billy, Don’t Be A Hero (Donaldson/Heywoods)
10.Nothing From Nothing (Preston)
11.You’re No Good (Ronstadt)
12.Lady Marmalade (LaBelle)
13.I’m Bring Sexy Back (Timberlake)
14.Shadow Dancing (Andy Gibb)
15.Hot Child In The City (Nick Gilder)
16.Beast Of Burden (Rolling Stones)
17.Bad Girls or any other song by Summers
18.Down Under (Men At Work)
19.Who Can It Be Now? (Men At Work)
20.Against All Odds (Phil Collins)
21.Everybody Wants To Rule The World(TFF)
22.Father Figure (George Michael)
23.Every Rose Has Its Thorn (Poison)
24.Bills, Bills, Bills (Destiny’s Child)
I’ll think of some more later.
Michele—Thanks. I can’t get ‘Head Like A Hole’ out of my head now. Gotta go put on Pretty Hate Machine and crank it up!
May 18th, 2007 at 3:05 am
“Flirtin’ with Disaster” – Molly Hatchet
“American Woman” – The Guess Who
“One of these Days” – Pink Floyd
“Sympathy for the Devil” – The Rolling Stones
May 18th, 2007 at 3:06 am
Years ago, when it appeared HitLarry would square off with Rudy G for the Senate, I came up with a parody of “The Devil Went down To Georgia” with that contest in mind. Never quite finished it, but maybe it’ll prove useful yet. Hey, if Charlie Daniels would perform it, I’d waive the rights…
May 18th, 2007 at 3:27 am
My choice is. “Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone” by Roy Clark. Of course, that will have to wait until after the election.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Some newer songs to appeal to the younger voters, “Crazy Bitch” by Buck Cherry or
“Getting Away with Murder” By Papa Roach.
While we’re on the topic of random lyrics floating through the mind, right now I’m sure Hillaries humming this little NIN tune.
“There is no you, There is only me.
There is no you, there is only me.
There is no F#ckin’ you, there is only me”
May 18th, 2007 at 3:53 am
“Elected” by Alice Cooper
May 18th, 2007 at 4:08 am
Here was the post I left last night – though, amazingly enough, they haven’t published it. I’m shocked!
Hmm. Some write in suggestions…
“The B!tch is Back” by Elton John. (Please forgive the implied obscenity – it IS in the title)
“All Your Base Are Belong To Us” (Video Game Theme Song)
The Empire Theme from Star Wars
Taxman by the Beatles
Armageddon Days (Are Here Again) by The The
Jaws Theme Song
Halloween Theme Song
The Fool on the Hill – The Beatles
You’ve Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two – Oliver! Soundtrack
Bad Day – Daniel Powter
Kissing Willie – Jethro Tull
Born To Run – Bruce Springsteen
1985 – Bowling for Soup
I suggested The Bitch is Back again…We’ll see if it ever shows up.
Orion
May 18th, 2007 at 4:32 am
PS-I’ll bet you anything right now that they’ve already chosen ‘It’s A Beautiful Day’ by U2.
May 18th, 2007 at 5:11 am
“Bitch”, by Meridith Brooks.
I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way
May 18th, 2007 at 7:37 am
Head Like A Hole – Nine Inch Nails.
May 18th, 2007 at 8:30 am
I’m leaning towards
Paranoid – Black Sabbath (Album of the same name) and
Thick As A Brick – Jethro Tull (also an album of the same name)
Yes, dammit, I said ALBUM! So of us still have vinyl and turntables that we use for things other than ruining records for some thing called “rap”
May 18th, 2007 at 9:05 am
VR, I think this “rap” thing you speak of is what the kids are listening to.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:32 am
You guys have got it all wrong, heres the best song:
Dude looks like a lady – Aerosmith
May 18th, 2007 at 9:34 am
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Doesn’t it sum up neo-communism fairly accurately?
May 18th, 2007 at 9:40 am
Great List Sharon…with the exception of the Cher and Timberlake songs, that list could have been lifted off my MP3 player (yes, I have as much bad music as good on there).
And I am betting the Ditsy Twits have already contacted Hillary about writing her own song.
Orion…another solid list. However, let me just amend your #2 song…in honor of our favorite Jimmy Carter antagonist (Swamp Rabbit), and of course all the Jawas…
Subject matter doesn’t necessarily match, but the title describes Hillary perfectly…
Let me also add…
Liar…3 Dog Night
& this 80’s MTV Classic which can serve as Bill’s ode to his wife:
I never did it
No I won’t admit it
Why should I lie for you anymore
You never loved me
You pushed and you shoved me
I ee the woman I never saw
I saw you laugh when the knife was twisted
It still hurts but the pain has shifted
I’m looking back at the time that drifted by
But I won’t cry for the wasted years
‘Cos you ain’t worth the salt in my tears
May 18th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Hey Billy how’s about the Dirty Deeds (done dirt cheap) AC/DC
May 18th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Crud…this internet thing that AlGore (PBUH) invented seems to have eaten my last contribution…
If it doesn’t show up soon, I’ll post it later…but here are a couple from Billy Joel…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rgmJ1miBzek
“But if you look for truthfulness
You might just as well be blind
It always seems to be so hard to give
Honesty is such a lonely word…”
And…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzsC2a7GKTw
“Because you had to be a big shot, didn’t you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn’t you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything’s about
You had to have a white hot spotlight”
May 18th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Hey Swampy…great one! Here’s the new lyrics…Hillarified:
If you got a lawyer and you want him gone
But you aint got the guts
Vince keeps naggin’ at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
He’s good as gone
Its time you made a stand
For a fee (tax deductible political contribution)
Im happy to be
Your murdering vamp
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zfsvS4v8ZL8
May 18th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Sharon…I am beginning to believe in your conspiracy theories. I just got a strange email warning me that if I don’t cease nominating “Bitch is Back” for Hillary’s campaign song, that all of my fantasy baseball stats would be deleted and I would fall to last place in my league.
Anyway…I loved your list. With the exception of the Timberlake and Cher songs, you could have lifted that straight from my MP3 player. Yes…even the bad 70’s songs…
Orion…loved your list too…but we are going to amend your #2 to honor our favorite Jimmy Carter antagonist, Swamp Rabbit, and of course our friends The Jawas:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_lM57WpO-ww
The content might not refer to Hillary, but the new song title does.
Then there is this 80’s MTV Classic which could serve as Bill’s ode to Hillary:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I6KlcL6V2H0
never did it
No I won’t admit it
Why should I lie for you anymore
You never loved me
You pushed and you shoved me
I ee the woman I never saw
I saw you laugh when the knife was twisted
It still hurts but the pain has shifted
I’m looking back at the time that drifted by
But I won’t cry for the wasted years
‘Cos you ain’t worth the salt in my tears
May 18th, 2007 at 10:59 am
“Lola” by The Kinks
“Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand why she looked (somewhat) like a woman and talked like a (1950’s era stereotype of a black) man, oh my Hillary.”
May 18th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I can’t believe no one has included
Bat Out Of Hell by Meatloaf
May 18th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
That Billy is why “you da’ man”!
May 18th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I.W.I.W.A.L. (I Wish I Was A Lesbian) by Loudon Wainwright III comes to mind. Then again she may not have to wish.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Thanks to you, Mrs. M…someone has! Make sure you head over to Hillary’s site to nominate it as a write-in!
Swampy…your love for AC/DC is inspirational. How in the hell did we miss the soon-to-be official Hillary campaign dinner song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlbN6F-Nhr0
Tailored suits, chauffered cars
Fine hotels and big cigars (sorry, Monica)
Youve had enough, you ship them out
The dollars up – down, youd better buy the pound
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do
Thats guaranteed
Hey little girl, you broke the laws
You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all
Money talks, b.s. walks
Listen to the Money Talk!
May 18th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
So true Billy, like I always say, there’s an AC/DC song for every occasion, well that and Hog Headed Bastard
May 18th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
How about,
“No One Knows My Plan” by TMBG?
Though, “The Abyss of Woe” by GWAR would work just as well
May 18th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
To the tune of the Eagles’ Witchy woman
Bleached out hair and pouty lips
Talking points fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices from the crypt
she’s a restless spirit on a ego trip
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
much she lies
woo hoo witchy woman she got
the race in her eyes
She held us spellbound with her lies
travelgate and missing files
crazy laughter in the oval
room and she drove herself to madness
with the left winged loons
woo hoo witchy woman see how much she lies
woo hoo witchy woman she got the race in her eyes
Well I know you want a lover,
let me tell your brother, she picked up something from her husband’s bed.
And there’s some rumors going round
she’s in the DU underground
she will rock you in the nighttime
’til your outlook turns red
woo hoo witchy woman
see how much she lies
woo hoo witchy woman
she got the race in her eyes
May 18th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
george…if you did that on your own, you are freakin’ brilliant…
May 18th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
wow, George, that was great. You even have the meter right, except the “Talking points fly” part, but I can cram it all in.
May 18th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Reachin into the wayback machine:
“Grand Illusion” – Styx
“Dust in the Wind” – Kansas (I’m hoping, anyway)
“Running on Empty” – Jackson Browne
“Heartless” – Heart
“Bad Medicine” – Jon Bon Jovi
“Rats in the Cellar” – Aerosmith
“Red Light Lady” – Nazareth
“Beatin’ the Odds” – Molly Hatchett
“You’re Crazy” – Guns ‘n Roses
Naw, I don’t have any old rock layin’ around . . .
May 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Might I suggest that classic from blackie Lawless himself:
“You Fucking Suck” WASP
May 18th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
B’s…PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go nominate that over at Hillary’s site!
LC…you should hang around here a little more. We music blog plenty and I think you would fit in perfectly.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
How about “It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long” by The Notorious Cherry Bombs.
On second thought, Bill may have already adopted that as his own.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
“Liar”/ Henry Rollins
May 18th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
“Du Hast Mich” by Rammstein
May 18th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
“Maggots” – Gwar
May 19th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Detachable Penis- King Missile
May 19th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Some of these are great! George–wonderful job!
May 19th, 2007 at 6:30 am
Here’s one for Edwards….
To the tune of “The devil went down to Georgia”
The devil went to a hedge fund, he was looking for something to steal.
He was in a bind ‘cos he was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came across this young man combin his hair a lot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: “Boy let me tell you what:
“I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a lawyer too.
“And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
“Now you twist the facts good, boy, but give the devil his due:
“I bet a hairdryer of gold against your soul, ‘cos I think I’m better than you.”
The boy said: “My name’s Johnny and it might be a sin,
“But I’ll take your bet, your gonna regret, ‘cos I’m the best that’s ever been.”
Johnny you comb your hair and get it right.
‘Cos hells broke loose in the court room and the devil deals it tight.
And if you win you get this shiny hairdryer made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said: “I’ll start this show.”
Fire flew from his fingertips and his briefcase began to glow.
And he pulled the papers out and they made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: “Well you’re pretty good ol’ son.
“But if you’ll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.”
Fire in the mansion, run boys, run.
The devil’s in the race and she’s going to run.
Lawyers in the court room, makin lots of dough.
Judge, is this too much?”
“No, child, no.”
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat.
He laid that golden hair dryer on the ground at Johnny’s feet.
Johnny said: “Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
With a flip of his hair and an icy stare he said “I’m the best that’s ever been.”
Fire in the mansion, run boys, run.
The devil’s in the race and she’s going to run.
Lawyers in the court room, makin lots of dough.
Judge, is this too much?”
“No, child, no.”
May 19th, 2007 at 6:44 am
Loser – Three Doors Down
I Don’t Want to be Me – Type O Negative
Life is Killing Me – Type O Negative
May 19th, 2007 at 10:40 am
OK…I figgered out who “george” is…
Welcome to the Buffet, Weird Al Yankovic!
(Except your stuff is better than his. Hmm…)
May 19th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
“Superconductor” by Rush:
Among other applicable lyrics in the tune:
“Package the illusion of persona
Careful to conceal
The fact that she’s only too real
She’s got to screen it”
May 19th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
“I’m Gonna Hire a RINO” (an Arkansas boy, David Frizell)
“The High Cost of Low Livin’” (John Steele)
“Refried Dreams” Time McGraw
“I Got That It’s All Over Feelin’ All Over Again” (The Clarks)
“Waitin’ In Your Welfare Line” (Buck Owens)
“I Meant Every Word that He Said ” (B. Butler)
“Trouble Is a Woman”
…and of course,
“How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away”?
May 19th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
How did everyone miss:
Make an Ugly Woman Your Wife
by: Percy Sledge?
May 20th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Two from Blue Oyster Cult; either
Godzilla, or
Don’t Fear the Reaper (or taxman!)
Heh.
May 20th, 2007 at 1:23 am
Dragula – Rob Zombie
Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, dying as you purr
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Do it baby, do it baby
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal
Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Do it baby, do it baby
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
May 20th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Sadly, our current President was not as creative as the Hillary (Whatever she is calling herself this week) campaign. Could Bush get his message out more effectively with clever use of YouTube and marketing such as the vote for a campaign song?
In light of this week’s revelations, wouldn’t this have been an appropriate campaign song for Bush supporters?
(Mike Peters is looking OLD. Which makes me feel REALLY old).
May 20th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Billy,
The lead singer looks like the cross dressing comedian Edie Izzard.
Who is G15? Never saw that video or heard of them before.
(And I still will bet anyone anything Hillary actually goes with ‘It’s A Beautiful Day’ by U2)
May 20th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
That lead singer is Mike Peters…the lead singer of the Alarm.
He has been out on solo tours. G15 does not refer to a band, but rather to a concert called The Gathering. That was taken from the 15th “Gathering” in the UK.
One reason Mike Peters might be looking old…he’s been fighting leukemia. So far it looks like he is winning…a reconstructed version of The Alarm (led by Peters) is currently touring. They’ll be in San Diego in July…I hope to be able to go.
May 20th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Billy,
Why haven’t I heard of The Gathering? Is it a right wing rock show?
Seriously, where is it and when did it start and is it still going on? Who else played at The Gathering(s)?
May 20th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
It’s a UK thing…kind of like San Diego’s “Street Scene” or any other regional music festival.
I don’t have much more info than that…
May 21st, 2007 at 5:23 am
I can’t believe no one has suggested “Big Balls” by AC/DC. So I will.
Actually, that song could talk about all frou-frou liberal elites.
May 21st, 2007 at 8:43 am
Back in the Saddle – Aerosmith
Bad Medicine – Bon Jovi
It’s All Over Now – Rod Stewart
Under My Thumb – Rolling Stones
She really scares me!
May 21st, 2007 at 10:14 am
Wow…all these suggestions are terrific…let’s hope that Hillary is listening!
I thought of one more…along the “Money” meme.
Here is Hillary’s shout out to here liberal friends. Pony up with those donations, libtards!
“Of all of the people that I used to know
Most never adjusted to the great big world
I see them lurking in book stores
Working for the Public Radio
Carrying their babies around in a sack on their back
Moving careful and slow
(Chorus)
It’s money that matters
Hear what I say
It’s money that matters”