More Do-As-I-Say From The Donks
May 21st, 2007 at 8:57 am by Preston Taylor HolmesFile under sweet justice.
Bedwetting Commifornia state lawmaker Carole Migden rear-ends another driver while reaching for her cell phone. Irony component: Carole has been leading the fight for banning cell phone use in cars.
To her credit, at least she was following Standard Liberal Operating Procedure (S.L.O.P.): Pass overly-intrusive, freedom-robbing laws, then completely ignore them because you’re above the law.
Migden, D-San Francisco, was traveling eastbound on the highway at Beck Avenue when she failed to notice traffic stopping for a red light at around 10:40 a.m., according to CHP Officer M.A. Williford.
Migden’s 2007 Toyota Highlander then collided into the rear of a 2005 Honda sedan.
Migden was apparently reaching for her ringing cell phone just before she hit the sedan, the senator’s office said in a statement.
I hope she gets her ass sued off. One good thing about the crash (besides exposing even more pinko hypocrisy) is that she was on her way to a meeting, where she was undoubtedly going to conspire to pass more freedom-robbing laws on the Commifornia proletariat. And – surprise – no citations were issued, despite Migden’s inability to follow the rules of the road.
The whole thing was probably a work to prove how badly a cell phone ban is needed. Very sneaky, sis.
May 21st, 2007 at 11:59 am
Bluto from the Jawas has this post which shows Midgen with her driving glasses on.
Scary. Who knows if the cellphone was even a factor here. This broad probably rear-ends a car a week…
May 21st, 2007 at 12:52 pm
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May 21st, 2007 at 5:03 pm
“S.L.O.P.” Classic! The next time I am thinking of how sloppy I am, I’ll think of you.
Er–that came out wrong. I love your acronym and I’ll be thinking of how it applies to me.
Something like that (It’s a compliment)
May 21st, 2007 at 6:36 pm
No offense guys but when I hear “rear ended somebody in San Francisco”, the first thing that came to my mind wasn’t Ms. Midget doing the bumper to bumper boogie with a motor vehicle.
To her credit, the Toyota Highland is a hybrid. To our detriment, it would be nice to hear how much it’s going to cost to repair said hybrid.
May 21st, 2007 at 7:08 pm
“No offense guys but when I hear “rear ended somebody in San Francisco”, the first thing that came to my mind wasn’t Ms. Midget doing the bumper to bumper boogie with a motor vehicle.”
OK…I am never reading the Buffet at work again. I just had two co-workers walk into my office wondering why I am laughing and crying hysterically…
May 21st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
That’s the joy of working the Buffet. To write for a site you can’t read at work.
May 21st, 2007 at 8:43 pm
I think you’d like the way I play “Do-as-I-say” a lot better, Preston.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:53 am
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