Update Ophelia Ford In Your Address Book
May 24th, 2007 at 11:17 am by Preston Taylor HolmesChange of address: 100 Rehab Street.
“I’ve come to the conclusion that there’s a problem. Whether it’s drugs, alcohol or anemia, there needs to be rehab,” he said Wednesday afternoon.
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Ophelia Ford has drawn attention to her behavior by missing multiple Senate sessions, blaming her absences on chronic anemia. She raised eyebrows on May 14 in a legislative committee meeting with an tirade against the state Department of Children’s Services commissioner and three other state officials.
A day later, she reportedly fell off a bar stool in the concierge lounge at the Sheraton Nashville Downtown Hotel, sending her to an overnight stay in the hospital. A worker at the hotel told ambulance dispatchers that the guest, reportedly Ford, was “extremely intoxicated,” according to the recording of the 911 emergency call.
I guess I was more right than I knew when I said that she’d gotten full and fallen out. I don’t know where they think they’re gonna send her though. I’ve yet to hear of a place that offers rehab for congenital corruption and hereditary ignunce.
Thanks, Nuke!
May 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am
[...] have a substance abuse problem and will come to Nashville to grab her up if she does not come back to Memphis on her own [...]
May 24th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Ophelia’s just the latest model to fall off the Memphis assembly line: The Ford Out-of-Focus.
May 25th, 2007 at 12:39 am
I wrecked a Ford the nite before I entered Rehab. What better place to send her than the Betty “Ford” clinic? OK, sick joke. Sorry.
May 25th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Cindi,
I’m fairly sure “sick jokes” are appreciated over here.
May 25th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
She knows how to use it…
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July 4th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Funny stuff on ophelia here – http://onmemphis.com/?page_id=6
August 10th, 2007 at 12:17 am
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