Six Meat Moment of Silence

May 25th, 2007 at 7:01 pm by Smantix

Nick Saban call your office:

OMGWTFBBQ – This little piggy went home.

MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

While Crimson Tide fans may be thinking about reliving those halcyon Brodie Croyle days by starting this kid at QB against Arkansas, let us take a moment to mourn the pig that we should have loaded into a cruise missile and detonated over Mecca.

He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

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8 Responses to “Six Meat Moment of Silence”

1. Islamic Rage Boy Says:
   May 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

   “let us take a moment to mourn the pig that we should have loaded into a cruise missile and detonated over Mecca.”

   Fatwa on Mr. Smantix!

2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   May 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

   He’s gotta be related to Hogzilla

3. michele Says:
   May 25th, 2007 at 10:06 pm

   I’m more impressed with the kid and the desert eagle. Sheesh, you couldn’t get my kid to chase a freakin’ ice cream truck for more than 3 minutes.

4. Billy Says:
   May 26th, 2007 at 2:18 am

   Well…it turns out that this was all a big hoax.

   Ace blows the lid off of this case of mistaken identity.

   Something tells me that Swamp Rabbit is going to be happy with this…

5. Vic Says:
   May 26th, 2007 at 7:03 am

   In related news, Rosie O’Donnell will not be returning to The View.

6. Nashville is Talking » Long Pig Says:
   May 26th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

   [...] Smantix of Six Meat Buffet let us take a moment to mourn the pig that we should have loaded into a cruise missile and detonated over Mecca. [...]

7. Shelly Says:
   May 28th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

   Now, if he shot Rosie eight timed with a .50 caliber pistol, that would be something to crow about.

   But all he did was kill some pig who was just being a pig; if that is cause to shoot, Rosie should have been shot long ago.

   Let’s send HER in a missile over to OBL!! She can tell him what terrorists we are while he tries to cut her head off.

   By the way, she says she is nevr going to talk to Elizabeth again!! Poor Elizabeth, she must be so sad.

   Poor porker – R.I.P. I do hope it is a hoax.

8. Casca Says:
   May 31st, 2007 at 2:07 am

   “detonated over Mecca”

   LMFAO, excellent!