You hit the ball into the woods and yell “fore”. Upon looking for the ball, you are confronted by a pissed off bear with a Titleist indentation on his skull.

Something like that…

(forgive me everyone)

Since you guys have formed this so-called “Prick” party, it is only natural that us local libs combat it with our own opposition party.

Today we form the Volunteer Vagina Party. Party platform: basically against anything you knuckle-draggers are in favor of.

We plan to fill our ranks by welcoming in all of our disenfranchised voter friends who you thugs have been discriminating against simply because they can’t speak English, haven’t been paying taxes or can’t document their immigrant status.

Everyone is welcome…because accountability or standards are not important to us.

Except…you can rest assured we will never let a Prick into our Vagina Party…

Now if we can just come up with a slogan…

“Peggy is being too kind. GWB has the lack of depth and perspective a C-student at Yale who never cracked a book might be expected to have. Although his reasons for invading Iraq were not ironclad, we gave him the benefit of the doubt. But he devolved the peace after the war into the hands of a total arrogant incompetant named Rumsfeld, who grabbed the development of democracy from seasoned “professionals like Jay Garner and his team, and gave it to a loyalist hack named Bremer. And GWB was somnambulent as Ken Lay was at Enron, allowing “experts” like Cheney and Rumsfeld to overrule Shinseki and do a peace on the cheap. Of course, it was new wine into old wineskins and the seams broke.”

“Peggy does a somber sum-up that reflects my own misgivings—especially about Poppy Bush and his singular insouciance about taxes and the economy that led to Perot. Then his son squandered trillions with a Republican Senate resembling Ali Baba and his forty thieves. GWB is now realizing that the Dems write the history books and is trying to salvage his reputation by serving as Teddy Kennedy’s tea-boy, the same Kennedy who in ‘65 promised that that Immigration Law would “not allow a million immigrants a year nor change the ethnic composition of the country.” both of which it eventually did. [ditto ‘86]”

“Now REAL conservatives will have to latch onto a real Republican of the Reagan/Goldwater stripe—not transplanted Rockefeller Easterners affecting drawls and down-home cowboy charm. Like Fred Thompson or Romney. Peggy continues with a sad summary of the Bush Betrayal Family Tradition, both father and son wobbly and spineless…”

But to keep the SCOTUS from turning us into a Eurabian dystopia, I’ll hold my nose and vote for Giuliani, as long as he has Fred or Mitt on the ticket.