No Niños Left Behind
June 3rd, 2007 at 3:00 pm by SmantixThe smallest mariachi band violin is warming up for illegal aliens being denied an Ivy League education:
Illegal students await immigration plan
By NANCY ZUCKERBROD, AP Education Writer
WASHINGTON – At 23, Mariana should be carefree. She is finishing up her undergraduate degree at the University of California, Los Angeles, and has been accepted to a master’s program at Harvard University’s education school.
But life is not so simple for Mariana, who insisted that only her first name be published because she is illegally in the United States and worries she could be deported to Guatemala, where she was born.
“I’m even afraid of eating an apple in the library because I’m afraid of getting caught,” she said.
Crunchy bites of macintosh paving the way for deportation? This girl is Harvard material to be sure.
The AP does not linger on such inconvenient questions as to whether any US citizens have been denied an education due to UCLA subsidizing “Mariana’s” undergraduate degree for 4 years and I’m somewhat skeptical that “Mariana” is trembling with fists full of fresh produce while ensconced in the illegal-friendly California public school system.
Instead of chomping on apples, Mariana should become a mouthpiece for the Taliban. That is surely the quickest way to gain acceptance to America’s finest colleges.
June 3rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Ms. “Maiana No Se Firme” is a made-up student by another agenda-driven libtard with a powerbook and a press pass. Quien da mierda?
June 3rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I wouldn’t eat an apple in the library anyway because your fingers get all sticky and make spots on the pages. Then someone like me comes along and wonders where that spot came from and if it was someone picking their nose and wiping it in the book. Next thing you know, you can’t read because all you can think of are the possible causes for the spots–each one grosser than the last!
June 4th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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June 4th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
“I wouldn’t eat an apple in the library anyway because your fingers get all sticky and make spots on the pages. Then someone like me comes along and wonders where that spot came from and if it was someone picking their nose and wiping it in the book. Next thing you know, you can’t read because all you can think of are the possible causes for the spots–each one grosser than the last!”
I no longer feel so alone in the world.