Good News, Bad News From the French Open
June 5th, 2007 at 9:26 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThe bad news is that Nicole Vaidisova is out.
It’s okay, snake.
I know how you feel.
But she’ll be back for Wimby, I’m sure of it.
And I don’t know if this is good or bad news, but the little Belgian freak Justine Henin knocked out Serena Williams today 6-4, 6-3. Sure, Justine has a beautiful one-handed backhand, but she’s still got a mug that would scare a buzzard off a gut truck. I was hoping that there would be a way both players could lose this match, but it wasn’t meant to be.
The really good news is that the other semi-final is the tasty Ana Ivanovic vs. the delicious Maria Sharapova.
June 5th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Tennis has turned into something totally different for you, hasn’t it?
June 6th, 2007 at 3:17 am
All I need from you, is all your love…and all you gotta give to me, is all your love.
June 6th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Delicious indeed!
June 6th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
You gonna play doubles with the semi-finalists?
June 8th, 2007 at 9:40 am
Did she pull that snake out of what it looks like she did? The whole thing?
No wonder she lost; pretty hard playing with a constant orgasm, huh?