The Nobel Savage – A Play in One Act
June 17th, 2007 at 2:16 pm by CrankyWritten for the stage by Jules Crittenden
Achmed:
Now Farouk, one more time. You pretend you are the filthy Jew. I am Yasser. I will shake your hand. See how important I am as everybody pays attention to me and my picture is on the Time magazine cover!
Farouk:
But Achmed, you said I would get to be Yasser and wear the medal this time. I am tired of being the filthy Jew. Give me that!









