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Give ‘em a Hand!

June 19th, 2007 at 11:10 am by Cranky

No, sorry, can’t do that either.

All touching — not only fighting or inappropriate touching — is against the rules at Kilmer Middle School

Down the common sense hole we go until…

And you can rule out such dangerous events as the drama department’s production of Oklahoma.

… or so opines Nigel.


3 Responses to “Give ‘em a Hand!”

  1. Nigel Says:

    Gracias for the linky…

    Of course I like your headline better.

  2. michele Says:

    Football? Wrestling? Cheerleading?

  3. Nigel Says:

    Michele…NO TOUCHING. These kids need their personal space

    I looked on youtube for the old Bill Cosby routine where his kids are touching each other in the backseat of the car…

    He makes a rule…nobody is allowed to touch anyone ever again!

    Kinda like that.

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