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Our Goal Is Clearly NOT to Find A Qualified U.S. Worker

June 19th, 2007 at 1:37 pm by Cranky

Legally filling jobs that Americans aren’t permitted to do.

p.s. And lawyers suck.*

* Most lawyers, that is. Apologies to my two brothers-in-law.

(sirloin tip: The Corner)


5 Responses to “Our Goal Is Clearly NOT to Find A Qualified U.S. Worker”

  1. Nigel Says:

    Hey…thanks a lot Cranky. I was having a good day until I saw that.

    Now I’m pissed.

  2. Cranky Says:

    Sorry dude. But how do you think *I* feel? I’m a 40+ white IT guy.

    Now I can’t be selectively pro-globalization. What is good for the goose and all that. But this is pure b.s.

    In my office as I type this, I am the only North American born work in my group. There are three Indians, two Chinese and one Israeli. If I were to add in the consultants, the number of indians would go up to five.

    Is this bad? No way. These are talented and educated people.

    However, I am constantly lamenting the lack of American born people in IT, if only because projects go much better when your co-workers have command of the English language.

    But these slimeball lawyers are actually helping to exclude the few existing qualified U.S. workers.

    I guess if there is an upside, the law firm of Jacoby and Douchbag will help me sue somebody when I’m unemployed and need the cash badly. Maybe I can sue a CEO or something.

  3. AnonymousDrivel Says:

    Racist! Wait, that’s not it.

    Bigot! No, not quite it, either.

    Jobist! Employment baiter! There. That’s better.

    I wonder how these firms/partnerships would appreciate the global marketplace if it was the lawyer pool getting flooded by H1-B’s? Someday I hope they’ll be needing rescuing, and I’ll toss them a lead-filled life vest, with a lead liner, painted with lead-based paint… attached to an anchor. Then I’ll do something mean.

  4. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    I just developed a scorching head-ache.

  5. Shelly Says:

    Hey if you are a straight white guy American citizen, you are now a part of a new minority classification. Go get your MBE certification and enjoy the priority it gives you in your job search.

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