Bigots Emerge Temporarily Victorious

June 28th, 2007 at 11:36 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

According to The Hill, the Shamnesty Bill is officially pushin’ up the little daisies.

It’s Over. FOR NOW.

Message to Junior: Now that you’ve gotten your nose rubbed in it, why don’t you quit being a dick and build the fence?

Message to South Carolina: Take this opportunity to kick Graham out on his ass.

Message to Me: It’s lunchtime.

UPDATE:

President Malaprop weighs in:

“Legal immigration is one of the top concerns of the American people, and Congress’ failure to act on it is a disappointment,” he said after an appearance in Newport, R.I. “A lot of us worked hard to see if we couldn’t find common ground. It didn’t work.”

Where was this bill about LEGAL immigration? All it looked like to me was a bunch of different methods of rewarding criminals. Please let us know which laws will be enforced going forward and which won’t, because once I have that list, I’m going to go on a federally-approved crime spree the likes of which you ain’t never seen, darlin’.

Junior on his man-love, Kennedy:

Kennedy’s pragmatic history and his expertise – he maneuvered a broad immigration overhaul through the Senate in 1965, during his second term – has earned him Bush’s trust.

“Senator Kennedy is one of the best legislative senators there is. He can get the job done. I know firsthand, because we reformed our education system,” Bush said at a March news conference in Mexico.

Damn! You mean we just missed out on another massive Bush-Kennedy failure!? Now I am depressed.

AMNESTY? WE DON’T
NEED NO STEEEEEEENKIN’ AMNESTY!

UPDATOS DOS:

This one really did make me LOL.

FRED! UPDATE:

Fred sez: Hell yeah.

This has been a good day for America.

For a while, it didn’t look like Washington was going to listen to us regarding real immigration reform. Thankfully, we’ve been spared a serious mistake, but I wonder if things would have turned out the way they did without the work done by the bloggers, talk radio and the American people. Rush, Hannity, Laura Ingraham, RedState, Powerline, Pajamas Media and a lot of others have done a great job. Take that, Fairness Doctrine.

True rule-of-law conservatives rejoicing tonight, drunken, gay, coked-up Mexican transvestites more angry than ever.

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10 Responses to “Bigots Emerge Temporarily Victorious”

1. tim zank Says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

   Very well said, especially in that order…

2. Nigel Says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

   Speaking of “legal” immigrants…

   If this pile-of-crap bill was to allow for 24 vetting of these illegal aliens, why the hell does it take 7 years to check out immigrants who go through the process legally?

   Just askin’…

3. Nigel Says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

   Ooops…make that 24 hour vetting…I’m still woozy from all of the celebrating.

4. AnonymousDrivel Says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

   What do you have against common ground, you racist, bigoted Nazi?

   As to the linked AP story, there’s some misinformation in there (shocking, I know) but one especially notable excerpt that actually informs:

   “All the Democratic presidential candidates in the Senate voted to end debate and advance the bill. Among the Republican candidates, only Sen. John McCain of Arizona voted to keep the measure alive. Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan., at first voted with McCain, but switched his vote when it was clear the bid to end debate would fail.“

   Plonk! Goodbye, Brownback. Do we want such a disingenuous, weathervaning schemer to be President? So the Right field gets thinned by at least two with McCain leading the long walk to the dugout. No Gatorade shower for you.

5. Nigel Says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

   Cranky, make sure to correct Preston on his spelling of “stinkin’”…

6. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator Says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

   Senate Revisits Immigration Bill…

   Legislation to overhaul the nation’s immigration laws cleared a key hurdle yesterday when the Senat…

7. Cranky Says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

   You mean “steenkin”?

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   June 28th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

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9. The Unabrewer Says:
   June 29th, 2007 at 12:41 am

   “Now I am depressed.”

   Excuse me, Mr. Holmes, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this. What if me and the boys was to throw them bums out? Would that pep you up some?

   I assumed that’s what you were going for.

10. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
    June 29th, 2007 at 7:04 am

    There, there, Taggart. It’s just a man and his horse being hung out there.