Rotting Fruit for Mental Vegetables
June 30th, 2007 at 1:09 am by SmantixDALLAS — A black bag found in a middle school girls’ locker room contained rotten oranges and not a human fetus, the Dallas County medical examiner reported Friday.
A janitor doing end-of-school cleaning Thursday at Ben Franklin Middle School found what appeared to be a human fetus in a trash bag inside a locker, police said.
The janitor called the police, who found it difficult to determine the contents of the bag, Dallas police spokeswoman Sr. Cpl. Janice Crowther said.
Police then turned over the bag to the Dallas County Medical Examiner.
I’d say that was much ado about nothing were Texas authorities not investigating an expired carton of Five Alive in my refrigerator and charging me with genocide.
June 30th, 2007 at 4:24 am
My sister lives in Texas, I can only tell ya, I am not surprised. FUKin rednecks. What the hell kind of oranges those folks eat is beyond me, I only know they rather like things in the fermented state
June 30th, 2007 at 7:12 am
“the police, who found it difficult to determine the contents of the bag”
Heh,, must have been Lt. Dangle on loan from the Reno Sheriff dept.,,,,,
O.T.
Ohh,, lookie, the back yard is full deer this am. Should I get the 7.62 out and pop one?,, I know, I know, it’s outtta’ season but he would be really good on the ol’ smoker 4th of July,, (suck on that PETA!!)what to do,, what to do
:wink:
June 30th, 2007 at 7:46 am
Update: Now where did I put that big skinnin’ knife?
June 30th, 2007 at 9:59 am
You bastard, you killed Bambi!
June 30th, 2007 at 10:27 am
Mr. Swamp Rabbit, Jimmy Carter is always in season.
What?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Maybe it was environmental differences? Is the sun so hot in Texas that the babies have leathery orange skin?
June 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Those must have been some oranges! I’ve played that game with potato chips where you try to find one that looks like something but never with oranges.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:41 am
OK Sman-T-Hose… Good one with the “Five-Alive” reference. I was thinking Donald Duck OJ myself.