No one has felt the loss of Hamas’ Martyr Mouse “Farfur” like the Saturday morning cereal bunch here at The Buffet. In fact, we were balling into our diversity-embracing Cinnamon Life when Farfur got those 5th Ward B’s dropped on him got called home to that Great Cheddar Wheel In The Sky:

“Farfur turned to a martyr while protecting his land. He turned into a martyr at the hands of the criminals, and murderers, the murderers of the innocent children,” she told viewers.

The presenter then spoke to a three-year-old child caller named Shaimaa who said: “We don’t like the Jews because they are dogs! We will fight them!”

I like dogs, myself.

But thanks to Cranky’s illegal satellite hook-up, we’ve gotten a sneak peek at Al-Aqsa’s Fall Saturday Morning Line-Up. Well, the line-up and some late night Too-Hot-For-Mosque infomercials.

And speaking of dogs, from the creators of Happy Ashura, Charlie Brown! comes everybody’s favorite Zionist running dog, Snoopy, Hound of Hebrew:

All the dirty Zionists go out for cakes and pies after soccer practice. But all that’s about to change. Legend has it that when children under 10 martyr themselves, Samir Spongepants leaves a shiny quarter under your coffin! Who wants pizza?!?!

Peace Be Upon his Blessed Spatula.

H’yuck. Samir soaks up the blood of the holy martyr so that Israelis can’t use it to bake their Purim breads. Sorry all of you amateur Emeril Lagasses Goldsteins, no innocent blood for you!

And thanks to the popularity of shows like Farfur, A-ATV now has corporate sponsorship.

Islamic Goat Rage Boy implores you to join i-Slam 2.0

Take that Justin Long!

(Kaffir-tip: All Photohopping for A-ATV’s new fall line-up was made possible by a grant from people like Cranky)

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