If I Get Stoned I’m Just Carrying On A Family Tradition
July 4th, 2007 at 1:33 pm by SmantixHank WilliamsAl Gore III was arrested earlier today while advertising that a Toyota Prius can go over 100 mph. Unfortunately for Little Lord Fauntleroy the 3rd, he also proved that besides having ample room for your smug sense of environmental superiority (and bumperstickers), that the Prius can also conceal fistfuls of illegal Schedule VI narcotics:
Al Gore III, 24, was driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph south on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies who said they smelled marijuana, said Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino.
The deputies searched the car and found less than an ounce of marijuana along with Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall, which is used for attention deficit disorder, Amormino said.
“He does not have a prescription for any of those drugs,” Amormino said.
Let’s be clear, the Adderal is for A.D.D. – the Xanax, Valium, and Vicodin is to treat acute white upper-class cracker boredom or “U.C.C.B” as it is known.
Being caught going 45 miles over the speed limit in a Prius carries an additional charge of felony “Reckless Entitlement”. Though I do wonder how that effects the gas mileage.
I hope half as many people complaining about Scooter Libby will demand that Justice ™ be administered to the younger Gore. Or at least the same people who ragged on Rush Limbaugh and OxyContin. Bail for Roger Clinton’s spiritual nephew is $20,000 or in AlGore-currency exchange equals approximately 32 fluid ounces of Buddhist Temple Tea. And maybe the police will seize Gore’s car like they would for a less wealthy offender.
We could use this opportunity to start a national conversation on overhauling the way we treat drug enjoyment abuse in this country but let’s just go ahead and start playing “gotcha”. Cause that certainly beats having one out of twenty candidates for President addressing an issue that incarcerates millions of non-violent people every year.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Smantix, I know that stretch of freeway, and Algore3 (PBUH too) was only going 35 mph, over the posted speed limit.
Although if he was only going 65 mph, he likely would have been pulled over for impeding the flow of traffic. Whenever Californians are not stuck in a SigAlert jam, we drive about 80mph.
Seeing as how the global warming prodigy was pulled over in Orange County, I suspect he was a victim of DWL (Driving While Liberal)…
OK Smantix…take the rest of the day off.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Al Gore’s son arrested on drug suspicion…
Al Gore’s son was pulled over for speeding on a California freeway early Wednesday and arrested on s…
July 4th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
If you had Hurricane Al as your father, wouldn’t you numb yourself to the gills?
BTW, I understand that the hemp-burning Prius gets 60 mph on the highway and 90 on the journey to the center of your mind.
July 4th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
What family tradition? I’m not sure what your getting at. Everyone should be treated equal under the law. I agree with that. But hey, maybe Al will pardon him when he takes office. The office he was cheated out of when our country was derailed back in 2000 by a feeding frenzy by a bunch of sharks after the corporations generous handouts. We will have our country back and those responsible for anti-American voter fraud, intimidation and suppression will be imprisoned (if they’re lucky)!
July 4th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Yea, Ron. I’m sure that there’s a lot you don’t get.
Like that Al Gore, Jr. is well-known drug abuser. And that the specter of “black box voting” seems to only appear during the elections you lose. Somehow when the Donks win a few seats in the Mid-Terms, hrm, don’t hear about black box voting anymore.
But it’s not your country. You’re entitled to shit and your candidates are living proof of it.
I’ve already turned your IP address over to Bush Administration officials. Run for you life while you still can.
July 5th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Oh wow. Turns out Algore3 (pbuh too) is a repeat offender.
Of course I didn’t know that…and of course the AP story doesn’t even mention that.
I wonder why…
Ron, you got any ideas? Because we haven’t had a good troll-beatdown here for a while…
July 5th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Guys, think about it. He was so high he thought he was Marty McFly and the Prius was a Delorean with the flux capacitor. He was trying to hit 88, and just got carried away. I wonder when the time clock was set to, maybe November 2000?
I guess he was trying to fix those hanging chads.
July 5th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Now, now. 24-year old Jesus H. Gore the 3rd storing more prescription dope in his rectum than your average Colombian drug mule barely warrants a full news cycle.
Unlike those days when the hot Bush twins were having a margarita when they were 20. Because that was newsworthy for weeks.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
“I have loved some hybrids and I have loved Jim Beam!”