Capitalizing on Live Earth

July 10th, 2007 at 9:57 pm by Cranky

Given the success of Live Earth, not so much in combating Global Warming or even “raising awareness”, but in flattering celebrities’ vanity, Six Meat Buffet has rushed to market a new and exciting line of products.

 

Introducing Celebrity Offsets! Party all you want. Consume as conspicuously as you dare! With Celebrity Offsets, you can lead a socially responsible lifestyle even as you hurtle your way to rehab.

Order now for your Oscar party! Real South American Farmers and other Brown People™ benefit!

 

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6 Responses to “Capitalizing on Live Earth”

1. Joules Says:
   July 10th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

   The first one makes a really nice poster.

2. Smantix Says:
   July 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

   Man, this place has everything! If only those biodegradable panties were made out of Omega-3 fatty acids, we could sell them to GNC.

   If only greedy kkkorporations took as good care of their employees as the Peruvian Party People do.

3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   July 11th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

   That Brittney shot makes me gag. At least you covered up the stank.

4. Nigel Says:
   July 11th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

   Cranky, those underpants (like carbon offsets)are a ripoff. Anything that gets within 6 inches of Britney’s…uh…coochie, begins to biodegrade anyway .

5. Cranky Says:
   July 11th, 2007 at 7:34 pm

   Nigel, Did I mention that they were also anti-bacterial?

6. Nigel Says:
   July 11th, 2007 at 10:47 pm

   Oh…well in that case, they are way underpriced!