Comments on: Secondhand Fat Kills!

By: Smantix

Smantix — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:29:50 +0000

Feel free to try and piss me off. It's been a few months since we had an Upbraid Smantix Invitational. Personally, I don't know if I could say anything that would send liberals off the rail right now more than that I'm doing just fine.

By: MissSharonCobb

MissSharonCobb — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:00:16 +0000

A masturbation tax would never pass in Washington.
They are all jerk-offs there.

By: michele

michele — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:36:05 +0000

Smantix has found inner peace? That’s a news story in itself.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:35:19 +0000

Big Jerk. Another classic.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:20:50 +0000

If the Party of Trial Lawyers (Except Fred Thompson), is licking their chops at the prospect of taking on Big Fat, you have to know that they’ll be creaming in their jeans to take a toss at Big Jerk.

The Loss of Commiseration suit against The Internet alone could crash the e-conomy.

do I like posting here or not?

I do. But I’ve been too busy at work to really post on anything. Plus, I need a foil – something to rail against.

It’s like I’ve found inner peace. Who wants to read about how everything’s cool?

I can’t get worked up about Alberto Gonzalez and Ward Churchill.

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:47:54 +0000

Dammit, Smantix, do you like posting here or not?

Now that you’ve suggested the Masturbation Tax, some loon will find it on Google, think it’s a good idea, and it’ll get passed.

Unable to afford the cost, Preston will be forced to fold the blog so he can still feed the family.

Hush it up!

By: Smantix

Smantix — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:06:06 +0000

What’s next after fatty foods? After they’ve hauled the heads of Jack In the Box, McDonald’s and Pizza Hut in front of a Congressional Committee and they lie under oath about not knowing that their products lead to heart disease.

Warning labels, blue book laws? No chili fries before noon on Sunday. No Reese cups sold to children under 18. Federally licensed to buy partially hydrogenated vegetable oil and flour?

There’s always a “next”. I’d say a Masturbation Tax. That way the nosey jagoffs would regulate themselves out of existence.

By: MissSharonCobb

MissSharonCobb — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:22:06 +0000

Cranky,
Don’t sit next to me next weekend. I know you’re bringing a lawyer with you, (Yea, right…your brother-in-law) and I am overweight and I don’t want to get sued, especially by the pound.
(But at least I’m Kosher meat)

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:14:21 +0000

That’s it, I’m downgrading ya’ll to acquaintances so I can lose some weight.

By: Swamp Rabbit

Swamp Rabbit — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:58:13 +0000

You know I’m not anti-obesity, hell just look at all the fat-twats I’ve got.