Sure-Fire Conversation Killers (off-campus version)
August 1st, 2007 at 12:54 pm by CrankyWant to make your listeners’ eye glaze over or send them – roadrunner style – away in a cloud of dust?
Just drop one of these brilliant phrases into your conversation and watch the fun!
August 1st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Thanks for the link! I can just sense all you $%&#ing neo-cons cringing as you read my brilliance.
Off to go have meaningless monkey sex…
August 1st, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Cranky,
Thanks for the stellar Marcotte link. That bitch is obsessed with the Fundies. I’ve got money to wager that she discovers how vapidly vacant her life is by the time she turns 40 and joins the Fundie Movement. She’ll be the most-sought-after interview subject on that Christian cross over from Dateline to Nova. Either that, or she falls in love with Tariq Abdul Saahid and becomes his 4th wife for the sole purpose of a little allah ass-play, once a week.
Allah Snack Bar!
August 1st, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I’ve find that woman who toss out words like “patriarchy” and are convinced the woman everywhere are poor, oppressed creatures are usually trolls that you’d never, ever consider actually f*cking. Sort of a cross between a girl who majors in Women Studies and your average WNBA fan. In a word, fugly, and certainly not likely to ever worry about having monkey sex – with a male anyway.
August 1st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Have you ever seen what Marcotte looks like?!
http://archive.salon.com/news/feature/2007/02/16/marcotte/story.jpg
Yeah… My tumescence meter is reading “0.0″ too.
August 1st, 2007 at 3:49 pm
These hare-brained ideas incubate on campuses and other venues where “groupthink” causes any absurd concept to snowball into a movement.
Types like Marcotte and campus social studies academics magnify their percieved victimhood into an alternate universe.
Does discrimination exist? Of course is does. Should it so inform your worldview that you cannot pick your nose without contemplating the socio-political implications? Get away from me!
And yes Blu, militant feminist are often thoroughly ugly from the core out.
August 2nd, 2007 at 11:52 am
Do you get the feeling that Marcotte doesn’t get laid enough? Loosen up those Birkenstocks honey.
August 2nd, 2007 at 12:05 pm
If I had taken advantage of the hegemonic white male priviledge propping up the patriarchy, I’d be buried in bling right about now, cruisin’ in my 65 Impala rollin’ on some 22′s to my fat crib.
Man, I sure missed the boat on that one.
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Oh #9, I get laid plenty . I ain’t picky…I’ll screw anything driving a hybrid…