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For Those About To Rock…

August 4th, 2007 at 4:47 pm by Smantix

…we arrest you!

Iranian police arrested 230 people in a raid on an underground rock concert close to Tehran, amid a growing crackdown on behaviour deemed contrary to Islamic law, local officials said on Saturday.

Large quantities of recording equipment, alcohol, bootleg CDs, revealing female clothing and also drugs were seized at the concert in the city of Karaj just west of the capital, in Tehran province.

I think I speak for the RIAA when I salute the Iranian Prude Police for confiscating all those bootlegged copies of Twisted Sister that they just got last week.

I wanna rock!
What do you wanna do with your life?

“An investigation is in progress and soon a verdict will be issued for the main elements of the satan-worshipping instigatators and all these people will be punished.”

Who the hell do these people think they are? Al and Tipper Gore?

I know when the Islamotards start talking about a “rock party” that it usually ends with a raped teenage girl buried neck deep in the desert while a circle of sandpatch Nolan Ryans-es take aim with stones. But for those of us who still believe in the redeeming power of rock, the immoral mortar that adds another brick to the wall will only hold for so long.

Hey, preachers. Leave them kids alone.


3 Responses to “For Those About To Rock…”

  1. 4 Borders Pundit Says:

    So, umm, when the revealing female clothing was seized, presumably off the backs and buttocks of the offending feminine Islams, ummm… well, DID ANYONE TAKE PICTURES?!?!?!?!?

    Just thinking out loud…

  2. Smantix Says:

    No pics. We need a Tehran Airlift and carpet bomb the citizenry with Bratz dolls and short shorts with “Juicy” written across the bottoms.

    Sit back for 7-10 years and the reap a whirlwind of Islamic poon.

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