Insufferable Pricks? Why yes, yes they are.
August 4th, 2007 at 5:23 pm by CrankyCranky here writing from an undisclosed location. I’ve come halfway across this great country of ours to meet some of the best bloggers who are not named Ace or Wuzzadem. Like the YearlyKos, the Insufferable Pricks have met to help shape the political landscape for generations to come.
Imagine my surprise to find that my co-bloggers and friends were less than enthusiastic to be actually seen with me.
More later…
August 4th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Cranky, it wasn’t so much that we didn’t want to be seen with you…it was that you were drinking those sissy appletinis all night long.
And playing that damn Obama Girl song on the jukebox. Yeah, I know the tune it catchy…but trying to change the lyrics to Romney Boy just doesn’t get it done.
August 4th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Ok, you insufferable pricks. You’ve made me troll the sadly no site every time I get drunk, which appears to be bimonthly.
A free bottle of Maker’s Mark has put me on the warpath again. But ifh I cacht one of you bashders tryinsd to… whatever. If anyone has a spare moment, could you hit saldyno with a ridiculous statement (ex.I oppose France because cheese should be free!)?
I LOVE screwing with those guys.
August 5th, 2007 at 3:28 am
Ok. The “Screwing with” is over. Thanks for the regular ‘no help at all’ 6MB’ers. I’ll say it one last time and then let it drop: This site, while very funny, could be so much more. You have the capacity to let us attack silly posts with inane comments (examples follow)
- I will never visit France because of their lack of cheese.
- Haven’t roving dogs taken that country over yet?
- Falafel? I hardly even know her!
C’mon, use your powers!
August 5th, 2007 at 8:46 am
Alright Kevin. I visited Sadly No for the first time in several months to see what all the hubbub was.
It’s like Season 5 of Family Guy and I quit watching after Season 3. The non-sequiturs make no sense and I’m pretty sure at least one of them is playing Matt Sanchez to Gregg Glennfield. If they could carry water to drought-stricken African villages the way they do for Scott Beauchamp, the chirrens could upgrade to dying of malaria rather than diarrhea.
It all seems like a great inside joke that I don’t get. Unfortunately, that closet is locked from the inside.
August 5th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Uh…’scuse me. Who the $%#@ is Kevin?
August 5th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Speaking of the Family Guy, Brian is still looking all Stewie there on the end. Good to know he’s still got it.
August 5th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Somehow I knew that you’d be stung by the strategic redployment of my attentions, “b”.
Alas, you’ll always have The Seventh Meat.
August 5th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
My head hurts.
August 5th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
You are ‘scused Ms. Hell no. I the $%#@ am Kevin. Lighten up! This will help.
August 5th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
The Seventh Meat Adventists. What a great name for a new church!
August 5th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
This will help…
Uh…not so much.
Ain’t gonna start a “blog war” with you, Kev…especially after your suggestions about 6mb: This site, while very funny, could be so much more…
The Buffet is what it is. As is your site. You wanna go pick drunken fights on liberal sites on Saturday nights…have at it.
(Damn…that rhymed: Fights/sites/nights)
August 6th, 2007 at 12:55 am
I made sure to give you the ‘ol one finger salute as we flew over Nashville on the way home, Brit-Brit, er, “b.”
August 6th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
So that’s where the star chamber is. ‘Course, meeting at the bar doesn’t seem very incognito. I thought you wiseacres were more clever than that.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
AD…we had bitchin’ disguises! See the pic above…
And since we were speaking neo-con, none of the bed-wetting liberals understood us anyway…
August 6th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
I don’t think Kevin means any harm. He’s been out there doin’ Samsonian missionary work to the liberal philistines.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
August 7th, 2007 at 12:03 am
Not only that, AD, we did more for the Conservative Movement in 2 days than Ronald Reagan did his entire career.
Star chamber indeed.
August 8th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
What the hell? Y’all still too hungover to post?
I got a snarkiness buildup I need to unleash.
August 8th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Hey, I think I recognize a couple of those pricks.
August 8th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
John…since you are one of the biggest Pricks around, no doubt.
We expect you to be in attendance at next year’s IPP convention.